Three English Word

Aik dafa ka zikkar hai ke aik admi ko english sikhney ka bahot shoq hota hai woh apney dost ke paas ja ker yah masla batata hai to uska dost kehta hai main tujhey english sikhata hoon woh us ko kehta ahi ke ajj peehla word yaad kerlo offcorse yes to woh bunda woh word yaad ker leta hai or her waqt repeat kerta rehta hai phir woh admi apney dost ke gher se bahir nikalta hai or market se guzarta hai waha per pizza wala khera hota hai , pizza wala poochta hai ke pizza khao gey to woh kehta hai ke offcorse yes to woh us ko pizza de deta hai , phir agey jata hai to wahan per burger wala khera hota hai , woh bhi poochta hai ke burger khaoo gey to woh kehta hai ke offcorse yes to woh usey burger dey deta hai phir woh aagey jata hai to wahan per usse boxer milta hai , boxer poochta hai ke maar khao gay to woh kehta hai ke offcorse yes to woh us ko bahot marta hai .......................
phir agley din woh apney dost ko batata hai ke yaaar terey wrod ki waja se bahot maar khaee hai to woh kehta ahi ke aaj to aesa kero ke niya word yaaad kero offcorse not to woh bunda usey yaad ker leta hai phir woh dost ke gher se bahir nikalta hai or market se guzarta hai waha per pizza wala khera hota hai , pizza wala poochta hai ke pizza khao gey to woh kehta hai ke offcorse not , phir agey jata hai to wahan per burger wala khera hota hai , woh bhi poochta hai ke burger khaoo gey to woh kehta hai ke offcorse not , phir woh aagey jata hai to wahan per uske boxer milta hai , boxer poochta hai ke kul wali maar yaad ahi to woh kehta ahi ke offcorse not to woh phir se us ko bahot marta hai .......................
phir woh dobara apney dost ke gher jata hai
or kehta hai ke aaj phir mai ney maar khaee to woh usey kehta hai ke aaj aesa ker aaj aik word yaad keer very good to woh yah word yaad ker leta hai or bhir nikalta hai pizza wali ke dukan per jata hai to woh usey kehta ahi ke yaar marey dukann per daka per giya ahi to woh kehta hai ke woh kehta hai ke very good to woh us ko bahot galiyaan deta hai .. phir agey jata hai to waha per berger wala khera hota hai woh usey kehta hai ke yaaar mere dukan main aag lag gayee hai to woh kehta ahi ke very good to burger wala usey bahot galiyaan deta hai ... phir woh agey jata ahi to wwaha per boxer ro raha hota hai to woh boxer se poochta ahi ke kia hoa to woh kehta ahi ke meree maan(mother) mer gayee ahi to woh kehta ahi very good to phir boxer us ko itna marta ahi ke woh maar hi jata ahi ............................................................................
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