SARDAR JEE

A friend asks sardar jee !how was your exam?he replies it was fine but i did not know the third form of think .
so what did you do?his friend asks.
sardar jee says.i thought ,thought and thought and then i wrote thunk.......hahahahhahaha

Aik sardar jee ka reshta tay ho jata hai.
who apni mangaiter ko daikhnay us kay ghar jata hai.
ghar walay un donon ko akaila chor daitay hain.
sardar jee jhijaktay huay mangaiter say poochtay hain.
sunoo jee.....tuhada naa ki hai jee?
mangaiter sharmatay huay.........meena
mangaiter : tuhada na ki hai?
sardar jee soochtay hain mera name is say milta julta hoona chaii.
sardar : kameena
mangaiter zara shookh aur chanchall si hoti hai , kehti hai ....jee tusii kameenay lagday tay naee ho.
sardar : zara ithay kol walay soofay tay aa kay daikho jee.

hahaha ( kaisa laga)