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dil chahata hai is me machiliyaa choor do .

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Din tera Raat Meri ho,
Hansi Teri Udasi Meri ho,
or jab Moat aaye Dost,
Qabar Teri usmain Lash




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Teri hi ho :)



Meri Q ho...
mitar----aage khud samajh jao

aik aurat kaa baitaa khoo jaataa hai,wo aurat thaaney mein report likhwa daitee hai,jub police waloon say bhi baramad nahii hota tu police bhi us koo dhoondnaa band ker daitee hai,per us kee maan aaaas laga kay rozanaa police station jaatii hai,ek police wala poochtaa hai kay ammman aakhir tumhara betaa gaya kahan,tu wo kehtee hai sabzii lenay gaya thaa tu wo police wala kehtaa hai kay ammman us koo chorroo koi doosrii sabzii paka loooo........hahahahaha

ek dafa ek larka apni gf k sath long drive pay ja raha hota hay uski gf us say pochy hay ---- can u drive car with one hand ?
larka kahta hay ---- ya ,y not, sure
to larki kahti hay ---- to dosry hath say apni nosi saf kar lo hahahahha

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Usne CHIRAGH ko ragra us main se aik JIN nikla,
Jin ne kaha: Teen khuahishat batao.
Pathan: Ek Shandar banglow ho, (Aa jata hai)
Us main bohat ameer log hon (Woh bhi aajate hain)
aur
aur
Us main mujhe CHOWKIDAR rakhwa do.


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