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1 mulla ki shadi nahi ho rahi the,wo manat mangne gata,wahan uski kmaa khai main gir gae.mulla bola-ya khuda teri khudai,apni to mili nahi-abba ki b gawai

John keats said:
speak less 2 people u Love de most.....
Bcz If they can--t
Understand ur silence they can never understand ur word

Teacher to a Nursery Student:
Count from 1 to 10 & i--ll give u kiss.Miss i will count from 1 to 1000,then Sleep one night with me;Plzzz

Dil ki Batain batana acha lgta hai
Kurri ko le k date pe jana acha lgta hai
Shadi se pehle dil ko Bhatey hein Sangeet
Baad main tu bas Qomi Tarana acha lgta hai.

Dil ki Batain batana acha lgta hai
Kurri ko le k date pe jana acha lgta hai
Shadi se pehle dil ko Bhatey hein Sangeet
Baad main tu bas Qomi Tarana acha lgta hai.

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

Sardar ji aap ko logon ne kyon mara?
sardar: arey yaar meri photo bus main gir gayi thi.
main ne kaha madam zara sari opar kijiye photo laina hai.

Aik admi: Yaar tune apni biwi ko talaak kyon diya?
Sardar: yaar woh bari character less thi
Shaadi mujh se ki aur bacha bhagwan se mangti thi.

Koool_Spicy

Everyone says you only fall in love once but that--s wrong, everytime I see your smile I fall in love all over again. Luv You!