Funny SMS

1)Lady drinking COKE a mchar fals in.Lady takes it out,Mchar says,MAA!Lady asks Y u cal meMa?Mchar say main Tri Coke Se Nkla Hon
2)If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every
thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where
2 jump From !!!...
3)bottle main pepsi say zyaada....used socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa..adnan
sami main charbi say zyaada...mithai main sweet say zyaada...pakistan main
coruption say zzyaada...
I LOV U
4)I have the I,I have the L,I have the O,I have the V,I have the
E,... so pls can I have U?
5)Har koi pyar ke liye tarapta hai,
Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai,
mere pyar ko galat mat samajna,
pyar to dosti mein bhi hota hai.
6)u r a donkey
d 4 decent
o 4 outclass
n 4 nice
k 4 kind
e 4 excelent
y 4 young
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