Joined

I have been waiting all day,
and no phone nothing.
Had I done this,
imagine your reaction.
You have no concern for my problems.
Can you atleast bother to let me know??

Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...

BEAUTIFOOL,
WONDERFOOL,
AND
COLORFOOL
Amongst all fools,
happy fools day

Fool se
fool ne
foolon ki foolon ki
foolwari mein fool k sath wish kiya ..
U R MOST...

Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u forget me
i will throw u in
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* GUTTER *
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Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted with
an overwhelming amount of bubbles.

Paint all the bars of soap in a house
residence/whatever with colorless nail polish
(reserving, of course, one for oneself)
then replacing them in the soapdishes.
Those suckers would not suds to save themselves.

Fill a manila envelope with shaving cream.
Slide the open, top end of the envelope under
the closed bedroom door. tHEN Stamp on the body
of the envelope as hard as you can.
The shaving cream bomb will cover everything in the room.

Dil k dard ko zuba par laatey nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.