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Biscuit walay ka LOVE LETTER...
Dear MARIE!
Today is GOODDAY. I'm in GALA . U've made my life SOOPER.
I'm the PRINCE of ur heart.
I want to buy u BAKERY,
so u can give me a TREAT everyday. U've Krack'jacked my JAM HEART.
Now i'm in 50-50 position.
Plz i wana hav a PARTY with u.
Tumhara TIGER...!

Larkay Walay:
ap ki beti kuch karti he?.
Larki wale:
Haan MASHA ALLAH rozana 5 rupe mein 500 sms karti he.

Ab India Hum Se Hamesha Sir Jhuka Kar Baat Karega.
Kyon K Hum Larkay Walay Hain.
GEO Shoaib Malik

Muj ko chor ker janay walay

Mera dil dukhanay walay

Bin bataye tum kahan chalay gaye ho

Ab to mere khawabon me bi bus tum hi atay ho

Agar tum is eid per na aye

To mera kia banay ga?

Main kis tarah ye EID Guzaron ga?

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AYE MERE GHAR SE BHAGAY HOWE QURBANI K pyare
BAKRAY plz WAPIS AA JAO NAA

Tujay chahnay walay kam naa hoon gay
waqat kaay sath shayad hum naa hoongaay
chahay kisi ko kitna b pyar deyna
lekin teri yaadon kaay haqdar sierf hum hoon gaay

AIK BAR AIK POLICE WALAY NAY AIK MOTORCYCLE WALAY KO PAKAR LIYA MOTORCYCLE WALAY NAY KAHA JANAB MERA KASOOR KAYA HAI TO POLICE WALAY NAY KAHA KAY TUM NAY ASHARA (SIGNAL) TORA (BREAK) HAI TO MOTERCYCLE WALAY NAY KAHA MEIN TO JALTA HOA CHORE KAY AYA HOON HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ek sardar ji apni Zindagi sey bohoot tang thay tou woh khudh kushi karnay k liye station per gaya and wahan train ki patri per late gayaa. wahan Jab train anay wali thi tou anouncment huie (KEH) karachi sey anay wali train platform Number 2 per aarahi hai tou sardaar ji foran kharay hoo gayaa and platform 2 per ja k late gayaa wahan kuch loog kharay thay woh DAR k maray Nechay patri per utar gay and Sardar ji bach gayyaa and Baki wahan k Log mar gayaa...