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Words that a parent knows the true meanings of:

DUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.

FEEDBACK: the inevitable result when the baby doesn-t appreciate the strained carrots.

FULL NAME: what you call your child when you-re mad at him.

GRANDPARENTS: the people who think your children are wonderful even though they-re sure you-re not
raising them right.

HEARSAY: what toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

INDEPENDENT: how we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.

OW: the first word spoken by children with older siblings

PUDDLE: a small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.

SHOW OFF: a child who is more talented than yours.

STERILIZE: what you do to your first baby-s pacifier by boiling it, and to your last baby-s pacifier by blowing on
it and wiping it with saliva.

TOP BUNK: where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.

TWO-MINUTE WARNING: when the baby-s face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting
noises.

VERBAL: able to whine in words

WHODUNIT: none of the kids that live in your house

one there was a man who went to a gaun(village). it was very hot and the man had traveled a long way in the drenching heat. he got some hotel in a deserted place, and set in. after all that time in the sun, he had to use the restroom. but the bad thing was that there was no restroom. but he REALLT had to go, so he put got out a lafafa(bag) and pooped in there(hahahah) now the thing was, how was he going to throught it away? so he out it on a wing of the fan. after a while he just forgot all about it. when he go thot he turned the fan ON! ALLLL of the TATEE(poop) got all over the room, he called a man in and said theat he will give him a 100 rupies to clean it up. the man thought about it, and said ""I will give U 200 rupies if u tell me HOW u got it up there!!!!!!!!!!"" hahahahhahahhahahhahhahahahhahahahhaahah. (i think that was the fuuuuuunnnniest)

Hie Friends , here i m gonna tell u a true luv story which took place in a small village of sindh.



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Hua yeh k us village main aik larki rehti thi Chanda.us k parose main aik larka sooraj rehta tha.yeh dono aik doosray se bohat pyaar kertay thay.but in k parents in k luv k against thay.

Aik din...

Chanda : Maa , main pyaar kerti hoon Sooraj se.aur main nahi reh sakti us k bagair.aap bas meri shaadi kera do us se.

Maa : sharam ker mooyee.sharam ker.yeh pyaar shyaar nahi.jawani ka takaza hai.jabi pyaar ka bhoot sawar hai.isliye keh rhai hoon bhool ja us Sooraj ko.kuch nahi milay ka is bay bunyaad rishtay se.

Chanda : maan tum samajhnay ki koshish to kero.

Maa : aray kia samajhna samjhana laga rakkha hai.nahi samjhna maine kuch.bas tu aik baat dhyaan main rakh le larki , teri shaadi nahi ho sakti us se.samjhi.

[ Chanda ro ker mayoos ho ker chalee jatee hai ]

Ab yahan Sooraj k ghar k haalat dekhain :

Sooraj : amma tum samajh nahi rahi ho.pyaar kerta hoon main Chanda se.aur bas us se shaadi ker kay rahoon ga.

Amma : main sab samajh rahi hon.tu hi nahi samajh raha hai.teri hi akal per patthar parr gaye hain.Ai zara soch to sahi , kia jehaz laye gi woh kalmoohi.bata zara.

Sooraj : amma tumharay liye to rupya paisa hi sab kuch hai.pyaar koi maynay nahi rakhta na.Abba k saath bhi yehi kiya hoga na tum nay jabhi chor gaya woh tumhain.

Amma : chup ker ja Sooraj.aur bas jo kerna hai ker lay.teri shaadi nahi hogi us se.bas.

[ sooraj bhi pair pathakta hua chala jata hai ]



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Now , they had notthing to do except to juss run away frm their houses n parents.to woh ghar se bhaag gaye or court marriage kerli.aur shehar main rehnay lagay.

Sooraj k maan baap marr gaye.

Chanda aur Sooraj ko bhagay hue 2 saal hogaye hain.



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Ab, Chanda k walidain ko khabar mili k Chanda us kay shauhar k saath apnay ghar arahi hai.

Amma bi , oo aama bi !!!

Maa : haan bol ray bol.kyun chilla raha hai ?

Amma Amma woh .....woh Chanda apnay shauhar k saath arahi hai.Woh naayee ( barber) ne use gali k nukkar per dekha hai.

Maa : kia ? Sach ? tu ... tu ja use bhej yahan ..

Jee amma jata hoon.



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maan khush hogayee kyun kay un ki larki 2 saal baad wapas aaye hai.

Ab hua yun k Chanda aur Sooraj aik car main aarahay thay.suddenly un ki car ka accident hogaya and Sooraj marr gaya.Chanda ko bhi halki phulki chotain ayeen..baharhal , woh girti parti apni maa k ghar gayee .

Maa : Chanda , meri bachi kaisi hai tu ? kia haal bana liya hai apna . aur tu ro ku rahi hai ?aur yeh khoon , yeh chotain yeh sab kaise hua bata ?

Chanda : Amma woh...woh Sooraj .....

Maa : haan haan bol.kia hua ?

Chanda :maa woh sooraj , wohh woh main abhi arahi thi na to accident hogaya.aur sooraj...sooraj nahi bach saka { yeh keh ker woh phoot phoot ker ronay lagti hai }

Baba: ( Chanda kay daddy ) dekh liya naa...hum pagal na thay jo tujhe mana ker rahay thay us Sooraj se shaadi se.Ker li apni man mani.dekh lia na nateeja.ab bhugat jo boya hai tune.rehna sari zindagi bewa ban ke.

{ is baat per Chanda aur ronay lagti hai }

Maa : ajee kia bolay chalay ja rahay ho , dekho to sahi kia haalat hai meri bachi ki.tum bhi naa....Chal Chanda ab tu ja ker araam ker.Main aur teray abba sab sambhal lain gay.ja meri bachi.

[chanda apnay kamray main chalee jati hai]

us ki maa ko bohat afsos hua.Chanda ka ro ro ker bura haal tha.us ki maa ne use aram kernay ko kaha.wo apnay kamray main chalee gaye.sooraj k khoo

Humesha muskura kay aansooun ko chupaya,
Ghum ko chupanay ka yehi rasta nazar aaya ...

Kis kis ko batatey behtey ashkon ka sabab,
Kay derd-e-dil dil main kis nay jagaya...

Mehfilon main kahin bhi maza na raha,
Rakha dil pay pather to khud ko sajaya...

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