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Why do
women wear watches
on their right hand
and
men on their left hand?
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To see the time!!
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True f'ship never fades with time :-)
becomes more tasteful like old WINE ::))
only a friend can understand words and
Convert the rolling tears into a smile!

I'm sorry to be smiling every time you're near. I'm sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you are here. I'm sorry that cupid has made his hit. I'm sorry I love you, I can't help it.

A Solid reason for having two girlfriends at one time:
Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!

Time goes so fast,
life asks so much.
No wonder friends get out of touch,
But in hearts, deep true unseen friendship stays
forever and ever and ever.

When time cums for u to gv ur heart to sumone
make sure u select sumone
who ll never break ur heart,
bcoz broken heart has never spare parts !!

When I take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough
When I don't do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, He is busy,
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, He takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating,
When I make a mistake, You're an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, He's only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, He's on business.
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, He must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, It's because he's overworked
When I do well, My boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, He never forgets...

Plz don't read this

Nahi tou
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hain
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wahi jo is umar mein aksar ho jata hai
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dekha ho gaya na
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TIME WASTE!!

When the time comes for you to give your heart
to someone make sure that u select spmeone
who will never break your heart coz broken hearts
have no spare parts.