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Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho

tou usko COW k samne le jao.

Agar wo dur gai tou samajh lena

keh dimag mein GOBAR hai,

agar paas ayi tou samajh lena

k BHUSA hai.

Life is Test,
Islam is best,
Namaz is must,
Aakhirut is for rest,
World is only dust,
If Quran is in chest,
Nothing need next,
Obey ALLAH first.
first success wil b next.

Conducting a blood test on u...
testing... testing in progress...
result: SORRY HIV+(HONEY IN VEINS)
u r full of honey no wonder ur so sweet!

1ST BOY= WHAT R U STUDYING FOR?
2ND BOY= FOR MY BLOOD TEST. (LOL)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Test center mein test ho raha tha.
Kuch larke kaafi praishan thai kion kai examiner apni seat per nahee baith raha tha , frequently chakar laga raha tha aur larke apni booti(naqal) istamal nahee ker sek rahe thai.
Aik hoshiar(clever) larke nai paper per kuch likh ker examiner ko dia.
Examiner forun(immediately) jaa ker baith giya.
Bus phir kia tha booti chal gayee.
Jab test khatam hua to saab larkoun nai us larke sei poocha kai yar tum nai kia likha tha examiner ko.
Larke nai jawab di yar mein nai likha tha kei sir aap kee pent(trouser) peeche sei phati hui hai.

Agirl go 2 doctor 4 urine test.
By misake reportwas changed.
Doctor said: U r pregnent.
She replied:Oh God ab to ungli ka b bharosa nai raha.



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