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Shahbaz Ishaq
Aftab Sher Pao
Can u translate the following in urdu
Sun+Lion+1/4 kg
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Sochain
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koshish tau karain
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"Aftab Sher Pao"
Sun+Lion+1/4 kg
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Sochain
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Nahi pata ?
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koshish tau karain
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"Aftab Sher Pao"
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Apr 23, 2012 at 18:04
Category: funny
Sms / Good Night
Shahbaz Ishaq
Apun 1 Sher Bolega
Apun 1 sher bolega
"Chaand uper se phenk rela hai light"
Bole to ho gai hai night" Band kerne ka light"
Aur sone ka 1 dam tight" Bole to...:-)
"Chaand uper se phenk rela hai light"
Bole to ho gai hai night" Band kerne ka light"
Aur sone ka 1 dam tight" Bole to...:-)
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Mar 07, 2011 at 12:03
Category: good-night
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Sms / Funny
Jolly
Kafi Dard Bhara Sher Hai
Kafi dard bhara sher hai,
zara dhyan se padhiyega
Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai
Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai
kyunkay ab wo
dekhne mein
itni khaas nahi Rahi
zara dhyan se padhiyega
Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai
Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai
kyunkay ab wo
dekhne mein
itni khaas nahi Rahi
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Sep 30, 2009 at 05:09
Category: funny
Tags: Dard
Sms / Funny
Unknown
Kahan Hai Woh Sher Jis Ki Ankh Nikalni Hai.!!!
AIK BADSHAH HOTA HAI US KO APNAY BETAY KI KHATNA KERANI AUR US KI SHART HOTI HAI KAY MERAY BETAY KI KHATNA WOH HI KERAY GA JO IS SHER KI ANKH NIKALAY GA BOHAT SAY LOG ATAY HAI APNI KISMAT AZMANY LAIKIN KOI BHI KAMIYAAB NAHIN HOTA IS DORAAN AIK PATHAN BHAI ATAY HAI MAIN NIKALOONGA US KI ANKH TO BADSHAH BARA KHUSH HOTA HAI CHALO IS KO DEKHTAY HAIN JUB PATHAN BHAI KO SHER KAY KAMRAY MAIN BHEJTAY HAI TO THORI DAIR BAAD SHER KI CHEKHOON KI AWAZ ATI HAI SUB LOG HAIRAT MAIN HOTAY HAI IS NAY YEAH KAAM KESAY KERDIYA THORI DAIR BAAD PATHAN BHAI BAHAR ATAY HAI AUR KEHTAY HAI.KAHAN HAI WOH BACHA JIS KI ANKH NIKALNI HAI....!!!
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny
Sms / Marital Woes
Unknown
Sher
aik jungle may sher ki shadi thi.. shadi kay din jungle kay saray janwar jama huay aur shadi ki thaqreeb start hui...jaisay hi band bajna start hua to sab janwaroo nay dance shuroo kardiya..sab say ziayada chooha(mouse) khushi say naach reha tha..sab janwaroon nay us say poocha kay tu chooha ho kar itna khush kiyoon hay jab kay shadi sher ki hay...tu chooha bola yah meray bhai ki shadi hay ..sab janwaroon nay poocha kay woh kaisay ..tu chooha bola kay shadi say pehlay main bhi sher(lion) tha
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: marital-woes
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
EK SARDAAR JI SHER SUNAATE HAIN
EK SARDAAR JI SHER SUNAATE HAIN,
EK KUTTA (DOG)
SUB WAH WAH KARTE HAIN
PHIR SARDAAR JI KEHTE HAIN , US KE OOPER EK AUR KUTTA
SUB ZOR ZOR SE KEHTE HAIN WAH WAH WAH
PHIR KEHTE HAIN US KE OOPER EK AUR KUTTA
SUB UCHALTE HAIN(JUMP) UCHAL UCHAL KAR WAH WAH KARTE HAIN
PHIR WOH KEHTE HAIN US KE OOPER EK AUR KUTTA
AB SUB EK DOOSRE KE OOPER CHARH CHARH KAR WAH WAH KARTE HAIN
EK AADMI SARDAAR JI KE PAAS AATA HAI AUR KEHTA HAI, SARDAAR JI
IS MAIN KUTTE WALI BAAT TO SAMAJ AA GAI MAGAR AAP YEH BAATAEIN KE IS MAIN SHER WALI KONSI BAAT HAI
WOH KEHTE HAIN
TU BI KUTTE DA PUTAR HI HAIN,
JAAN MERI , TU SHER NU GOLI MAAR , BAS AE DAS SUB TUN THALE WALE KUTTE DA BALANCE KAISA HAI.
EK KUTTA (DOG)
SUB WAH WAH KARTE HAIN
PHIR SARDAAR JI KEHTE HAIN , US KE OOPER EK AUR KUTTA
SUB ZOR ZOR SE KEHTE HAIN WAH WAH WAH
PHIR KEHTE HAIN US KE OOPER EK AUR KUTTA
SUB UCHALTE HAIN(JUMP) UCHAL UCHAL KAR WAH WAH KARTE HAIN
PHIR WOH KEHTE HAIN US KE OOPER EK AUR KUTTA
AB SUB EK DOOSRE KE OOPER CHARH CHARH KAR WAH WAH KARTE HAIN
EK AADMI SARDAAR JI KE PAAS AATA HAI AUR KEHTA HAI, SARDAAR JI
IS MAIN KUTTE WALI BAAT TO SAMAJ AA GAI MAGAR AAP YEH BAATAEIN KE IS MAIN SHER WALI KONSI BAAT HAI
WOH KEHTE HAIN
TU BI KUTTE DA PUTAR HI HAIN,
JAAN MERI , TU SHER NU GOLI MAAR , BAS AE DAS SUB TUN THALE WALE KUTTE DA BALANCE KAISA HAI.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Babbar Sher
ek aadmi ko sardi mein tyfied ho jata hey aur woh mar jata hey nek amal ki waja se usse jannat mein bhej diya jata hey wahan usse hurein pankha karti hein thand ki waja se woh wahan bhi mar jata hey.
kyon kesa laga,
kyon kesa laga,
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Sher Arz Hai
janeeman janejiggar janetamanna...................................................................
bahar a main teri lattan panna
hehehehheh
bahar a main teri lattan panna
hehehehheh
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Marital Woes
Unknown
Ma Bhi Sher (lion) Tha
Aik Jungle main sher ki shadi ho rahi thi sher shadi kar kay ghar ko wapis aa raha tha kay jungle kay animals nay us ka istukbal josh o kharosh say kia to wahan pay aik choa (mouse) khara taha or woh sher to dek kar zor zor sy hanas raha tha to sher nay pocha kay bhai tum mujhay dekh kar kion hanas rahay ho to chohay nay kha bhai shadi say pehlay may be sher tha.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: marital-woes
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