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Pyar kay deep jalanay walay, kuch kuch pagal hotay hein
apni jaan say janay walay, kuch kuch pagal hotay hein
jaan say pyaray logoon say bhi kuch kuch pardah lazim hai
saari baat batanay walay, kuch kuch pagal hotay hein
for savera (Rawalpindi)

aik motee aurat aik patlee aurat say takra jatee hai. motee walee aurat kehtee hai: i am sorry. too patlee walee kehtee hai chal paran hat dhai man ki boori. ha ha ha!

dehka jab say tum ko bus dehka maray yara koi tum say ganda hain na koi tum say maila you nazray na pharayo tum mailay ho mailay tum nahloo na nahloo na saifgard say nahloo na

unn ki galie say guz ray ajeeb itehfaq tha unnhuan nay jo phool mara gamlaa bi sath tha

un ki galee say guzray ageeb itehfaq tha
unhuan nay joo phol mara gamla bi sath tha

Aik bacha apni Dadi (grandmother) say bolta hay, Dadi kiya aap actor hain, Dadi hairan ho kay bolti hain nahi bata magar tum ko kis nay kaha, bacha kahta hay kal Ammi kah rahi thin kay Munnay ki Dadi aa rahi hain ab to roz Drama ho ga.

aak dafa akk miyan biwy ghar mein aatay hai key biwi ko pyass lag jati hai wo appne betay ko kehty hai ke jaoo meray liye panni laoo uss kaa beta ghalti sey miti kaa teel lay aata hai woo miti kaa teel pi jaati hai abb woo puray ghar me bhagne lagti hai uss kaa miyan doctor ke pass baagh kar aata hai doctor saay kehta hai meri biwi ne ghalti saay miti kaa teel pe liya hai aurr wohh puray ghar mein bhagh rahi hai doctor ne mazay se kaha ghar ke darwazay khirkyaan baandh kar doo teel khatam ho gaa khud ba khud ruk jaae ghi ;;;;; Haa Haa Haa ;;;;;

Police wala aik admi sa kahta hai app nay yaha sa chor ko jatay dakha hai to admi kahta hai yaha sa thori dour tin sarak [street] jati hai pah li sarak [street] ko chor kar dosri sarak[street] ko tisri sarak [street] par jaou phir aigai tin galiya aingii pahli gali ko choro kar dousri gali ko chor kar tisri gali ma jaou phir tin bilding aingii phli bilding ko chor kar dousri bilding ko chor kar tisri bilding ma jana tin malay ain gai phlay malay [floor] ko chor kar dousray malay [floor] ko chor kar tisray malay[floor] par jana phir tin ghar ain gay phlay ghar ko chor kar dousri ghar ko chor kar tisray ghar ma jana phir tin kamray [room] aingay dousray kamray [room] ko chor kar tisray kamray [room] ma jana phir tin almariya aingii phli almari ko chor kar dousri almari ko chor kar tisriy almari khol na phir tin box aingay phlay box ko chor kar dousra box ko chor kar tisra box kholna phir tin photo hoongi phli mari dadiki dousri mari nani ki aur tisri mari ma [mom] ki mari ma ki kasam manay chor ko nahi dakha ha ha ha ha

ma bata say::
bata datrakt(tree) par mat char gir gaya na to pani bhi nahi mangay ga
bata ma say ::
ma main pani pee kar chara ho:P