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Sardar: Baapu mai bivi nu sms kita ke main raat nu aawan ga, main raat nu aya te kissi hor de naal sutti si Baapu: oye puttar ho sakda onu sms miliya he na hovay

Sardar Ji, aap ko logon ne kiyon mara?
SARDAR: Arey yar meri photo bus main gir gai thee, maine kaha MADAM zara si tang uper kijiye ga photo lena hai.......

AIK SARDAR G BUS MAIN DAKHIL HUWAY BUS MAIN JAGA NAI THI CONDUCTOR NAI KAHA SARDAR G CHAT PAR CHAR JAIN.
TU SARDAR G NAI JAWAB DIA MAIN CHAT PAY CHAR JOWAN TAKAY TUSI THALON GADDI HI LA JAO..

Sardar & his wife going to city in auto....
Driver adjusted mirror..
Sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife...
Go & sit back i will drive the auto..

1 sardar sochta raha

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or sochte sochte mar gaya k meri behan k agar 2 bhai hain to mera q 1 hai

A Sardarji joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone, ""Abey saale Get me a coffee quickly!"" The voice from the other side responded, ""You fool you-ve dialed the wrong extension!

Do you know who you-re talking to, dumbo?""

""No"", replied the trainee

""It-s the Managing Director of the company, you fool!"" The Sardarji shouted back, ""And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?""

""No."", replied the Managing Director. ""Thank God!"", replied the Sardarji and put down the phone!

A Sardarji finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he-s in serious financial trouble. He-s so
desperate that he decides to ask Bhagwan for help. He goes into the temple and begins to pray........

Oh Bhagwan, please help me, I-ve lost my business and if I don-t get some money, I-m going to lose my house as well, please let me win the lotto"".
Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it.
The Sardarji goes back to the Temple........
""Bhagwan, please let me win the lotto, I-ve lost my business, my house and I-m going to lose my car as well"". Lotto night comes and the Sardarji still has no luck!!

Back to the temple.................. ""My Bhagwan, why have you forsaken me?
I-ve lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are starving.. I don-t often ask you for help
and I have always been a good servant to you. Why won-t you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order???"".

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the sky parts open and the Sardarji is confronted by the voice of Lord ""SARDARJI, BUY THE DAMN TICKET FIRST"".

Sardar Dhakaan Singh is big hunter. Once he went to a zoo. At that time
a big tiger escaped from its cage. The zoo officials sent everyone out
of the zoo and closed the main gate. Now the tiger is inside the zoo
but wandering freely. Zoo people requested sardar to go inside and trap
the tiger in a cage. Scared but to avoid insult he went into the zoo in his
jeep carrying a big gun.

While driving on one of the zoo-s roads, he noticed that the tiger is
chasing him. Feeling scared he drove the jeep fast but only to observe
that the tiger is very near to the jeep. At that time the road separated
into two paths ahead, one to the left and other to the right. Then
cleverly dhakaan put the left indicator on and turned the jeep to
the road on right. The tiger runs into the left path. With a sigh of
relief, he drove forward. After some time the roads meet and the same
situation arises again. once more the road divides into two and this
time our sardar is smart enough to put the right indicator on and
turned to left. This time the tiger goes into the road on right side.

After some time the roads meet again to our sardar-s misfortune and the
tiger starts to chase him again. This time the road never divides and
our sardar thought the tiger would catch him. Then a brilliant idea
struck his mind. He slows down his jeep taking it to the left corner
of the road. Then he held his hand outside and a gives signal which is
given for vehicles which want to overtake. The tiger this time
overtakes his jeep and runs forward.


NOW TELL ME WHAT IS THE MORAL OF THE STORY??
ANSWER BELOW............

Keep guessing....
MORAL: ""There are Sardar Communities in Tigers too"".

Q. How does an Sardar scratch his head?

A. He scratches his palm applies the palm to his head.