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aik ghaib damagh professor sahib apni begum se bathey batain ker rahay they.begum bhi badkismati se professor hi thin. achanak door per bell hui.begum sahiba cillain;oh meray mian a gaey.yeh sunana tha ke professor sahib ne khirki se chalang lagai aur bhag kharey huay.

Aik mareeez doctor k paas aata hai or kehta hai k doctor sahib meri yadaasht boht kamzor hai, main her cheez bhool jaata hoon,
Doctor: aap ko yeh bimaree kub say hai?
Mareez: Doctor sahib kon si bemaree?
:) hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ;)

suno! sahib e ishq se akelay me kehna,
ibn e aadam par haath zara halka rakhe!

#poetry

aik pathan sadar bazar mein jaraha hota he to achanak zameen pe haath lagata he aur phir jeb me hath rakh leta he aik admi dryaft karta he to wo kehta he yar karachi ka ajeeb log he aese thokta he jese chawani athani hota he .

aek admi ne pathan se poocha ke laloo khet kon se number ki bus jay gi khan ne kaha ke 6 number bus jay gi admi ne kaha ke agar 6 number nahi mili to kia karoon khan ne kaha agar 6 number nahi mile to teen teen number ka do bus pakar lena.

aik pathan airport se bahir aya to samne taxi wala khara tha pathan ne poocha sadar jay ga taxi wale kaha jay ga khan bola to jao ider kio khara he

Mareez: Doctor Sahib Kia Mai Kuch KHa Sakta Ho . . . . . Doctor: Han Aap Mere Fees Ki ilawa Kuch Be Kha Sakty Ho.

Maktab-E-ishQ k Adaab Se Aap WaaQif Nahe Sahib.. Sirf Paa Lena Hi IshQ Nahe, Fana Hona Bhe IshQ Hai..

Aik meeting mein aik sahib

Jab bhi kuch bolne lagte tu dosre sahib

Foran beech mein dakhal deh kar oonhein

Khamosh hone par majboor kar dete kaafi der dakhal andazi

Bardasht karne ke baad onn sahib ne baat shoro ki

” Hamein apni zameno par ziada se ziada chawala kasht karne chaiyen “

Dakhal andazi karne wale sahib foran bool othe

Lekin ghaas ogana bhi tu bohat zaroori hai

” Main pehle ensano ki khorak ki baat kar loon phir app ki taraf aaon ga “

Onn sahib ne sanjidgi se kaha.

hum gay saah saaahib ki saaadi main saaikhupuray . saaah saaahib nain saaamiyaanoon kay nichaay bithaaa kar sakar ka saarbat pilaa kar ooper se palaaa di saraaab , phir de pisaaab pe pisaaab de pisaaab pay pisaaaab
hehehehehe hehehehahahha huhhuhu huuuuuuuuuuuuu soonunigam@hotmail.com

aik shaikh sahib kay bachay zid kartay hain keh bhook lagi hai shaikh sahib kehtay hain jo kahana nahin khay ga us ko 5rupay milain gay bachay bahut hi khush hotay hain or bagair khay 5rupay laykar soo jaatay hain.subah jab naashtay kay liay ikhatay hotay hain to shaikh sahib kehtay hain jo 5rupay wapis karay ga us ko naashta milay ga

1 mulla ki shadi nahin ho rahi thi,wo mannat mangnay gya wahan uski maa khai men gir gai,Mulla bola Ya KHUDA teri Khudai,Apni to mili nahin Abba ki bhi gawai

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Man: khan sahib ap hamesha topi kiyoo pehenty hen???
Pathan: oye khana kharab tum ko pata nahi ke agar pehly se topi na pehny
Tu log kahengy khan ko kisi ne topi pehnadi is liye apni pehen ke aye hen?.