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Dekh kr tanha raton ne poocha
mujh se,
Kahan gaya tera wo hmsafar...?
Tujhe tou bara naaz tha us par..!!?
Ye dekh kr may chup raha,
Magr...!!!
Mere Aanso'on ne Jwab dia,
Milna..... Qismat may,
Bichrna..... Naseeb tha,
Wo mujh se Itna Door ho gaya...
JITNa.!!!
''WO MERE QAREEB THA"!

Aik Sikh ko us k doost nay poocha...wah sardar jee shaadi kee hay to ahtiat kero..kul may tumharey ghar k aagay say guzra to tum khirki khool ker bhabi k saath enjoy ker rahey thay....Sardar zoor say hansa or boola...Bakwas..jhoot..Kul to may ghar hi nahi tha...ha ha ha

OPREATION THEWATER JATAY HOOYE MAREEZ NY NURSE SY POOCHA:-""JO SURJON MERA OPERATION KARNEWALY HAI KIYA WOH QABIL HAIN?""
NURSE NY JAWAB DIYA:- HAN WOH BHAOUT ACHAY HAI IN KO KATNY KE BARHE PRACTICE HAI.
MAREEZ NY GHABRAH KAR KAHA:- KIYA MATLAB.....?
NURSE NY JAWAB DIYA:- WOH DOCTOR BANNAY SY PEHLY QASAIE THAY.
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HA HA HA!!!!!!!!HOOO HA HA HE HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aik Larki nay apni saheeli say poocha k jub yeh larkay aapus may baithtay hain to kaya batain kertay hain..Saheeli booli aray wohi jo hum larkian aapus may kerti hain....Larki foren booli ufff kitnay baysharam hotey hain yeh larkay......ha ha ha...

Teacher Ne Student Se Poocha Tum Kal School Kyun Nahi Aaye Thay.. Stundent Ne Kaha.. Main Gir Gaya Tha Aur Mujey Lag Gayi Thi.. Teacher Ne Phir Poocha Kahan Gir Gaye Thay Aur Kiya Lag Gayi Thi.. Student Ne Kaha Palang(bed)Pe Gir Gaya Tha Aur Aankh Lag Gayi Thi.. ;)