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Ghar Mom Ka Pehlay To Banaaya Nahin Jata
Bann Jaaye To Suraj Sey Bachaaya Nahin Jata

Marzi Hai Samundar Ki Dubbo De Ya Bachaa Ley
Takkat Peh Koi Hukam Chalaaya Nahin Jata

Mein Apney Girebaan Mein Agar Dekhoon To Mujh Sey
Ilzaam Kissi Par Bhi Lagaaya Nahin Jata

Mill Jaaye Agar Paisa, Uthaa Letey Hein Pal Main
Insaan Gira Hum Sey Uthaaya Nahin Jata

Sachayi Ko Yeh Jhoot Bhala Kaisey Mitaye
Phoonkon Sey To Khursheed Bujhaaya Nahin Jata

Abb Baat Nahin Aahoon Ki Cheekhon Ki Hai Ae Dost
Abb Mujh Sey Mera Dard Chupaaya Nahin Jata...

Humain Aakar Manaa Laina Kisi Bhi Kaam Se Pehlay
Udasi Thehar Jati Hai Tumhare Naam Se Pehlay

Kahan Bichra Hua Koi,Safar Kay Baad Milta Hai
Humain Mil Kar Hi Jana Tum Safar Ki Shaam Say Pehlay

Yahi Taarey Teri Aankhon Ki Chilman Main Rehtey Thay
Yahi Soraj Nikalta Tha, Tumharey Baam Se Pehlay

Meri Aankhon Ko Teri Ungliyon Ki Aram ki Aadat Hai
Ye Aankhen So He Jati Theen Barey Aaram Se Pehlay

Teri Aankhon Ko Dekha To Faqt Itna Khyaal Aaya
Guzra Kis Tarha Jewan Saloney Jam Sey Pehlay

Dilon Main Phool Khiltey Hain Tumharay Naam Say Pehlay
Laho Main Deep Jaltey Hain Tumharey Naam Say Pehley

Dilon Ki Jagmagati Bastiyan Aitraz Karti Hain
Wohi Jo Log Lagtey Hain Nihayat Aam Say Pehley

Hua Hai Wo Agar Munsif, To Amjad Ehtiatan Hum
Saza Tajweez Kartey Hain Kisi Anjam Say Pehlay ..........!!

Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya
Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?

Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Ha

Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai
Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Tha

Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye
Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye

Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge
Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge

Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi
Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi

Shaadi ke pehle - Kuwara Baap
Shaadi ke baad - Bechara Baap

Shaadi ke pehle - Titanic
Shaadi ke baad - Mortgage

Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Aapke Hai Koun?
Shaadi ke baad - Barbadi Ka Reason

Shaadi ke pehle - Aao Pyar Karen
Shaadi ke baad - Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen?

Shaadi ke pehle - chal chayya chayya
Shaadi ke baad - ah aab laut chale

Shaadi ke pehle - hum aapke dil main rehte hain
Shaadi ke baad - hum apke ghar main rehte hain

Shaadi ke pehle - arzoo
Shaadi ke baad - asoo

Shaadi ke pehle - soldier
Shaadi ke baad - major sahib

Shaadi ke pehle - pyaar hona hi tha
Shaadi ke baad - meri saath esa kyu hua

Shaadi ke pehle - jeevan saathi
Shaadi ke baad - bachcho ke baad, bangaye hathi

Shaadi ke pehle - deewana
Shaadi ke baad - anjaam

Shaadi ke pehle - laila majnoo
Shaadi ke baad - dono majnoon

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Pehlay gallay lagao

phir kiss karo

phir bistar pe litaao

phir neechay haath laga ke check karo



agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do

eik dafa eik lion ki shadi hote hai aur wo sirf lions ko invite kerta hai jab sab lions dance ker rahay hotay hain to eik chooha(mouse) bhi aa kay nachnay lagta hai to lion jis ki shadi hote hai dosray lions say pochta hai k ye chooha kiun yahan aya hain mein nay to sirf lions ko bulaya tha to choha kehta hai k fikar na karo mein bhi sahdi say pehaly lion hi tha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

eik bar eik sikh apni cycle par ja raha hota ha samne say ek admi (man) aa raha hota he sardar gi us say poochta he k ki hall he sardar gi kehte hain maa(mother) de dua(prayer) sardar gi cycle say uter kar usay khoob marte hain wo banda(man) kehta he sardar gi ki hoya sardar gi kehte hain tu pehlay apni maa(mother) ki dua(prayer).hi, hi, hi,hi,hi, Proposed By ( Mateen Khan )

Bicher k milain gay yakeen kitna tha. tha to ik khawab haseen kitna tha. meray zawal say pehlay hi mujhay choor gaya wo shakhs. haseen to tha hi zaheen kitana tha.