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Do bacchay thay school say wapas aatay huay pehlay nay doosray say kaha "" Har banday ka aik secret hota hay, agar aap us say kaho, -Mujhay sab pata chal gaya - to woh tum ko pesay day ker chup kara dain gay "" baccha bohat khush hota hay.
Ghar jatay hi ammi say kehta hay ""Ammi mujhay sab pata chal gaya hay"" Ammi pareshan ho jatee hain aur us ko 50 rupay day ker kehti hain ""Abba ko na batana "".
Shaam ko abaa aatay hain to woh abba say bhi yahee kehta hay abba us ko 100 rupay day ker kehtay hain "" Ammi ko na batana "" is ko to mazay lag jatay hain.
Subah subah doodh wala aata hay baccha kehatay chalo is say bhi keh doon, woh doosh walay say kehta hay "" Mujhay sab pata chal gaya hay, doodh wala sab cheez phaink ker kehat hay "" To aa beta aaj abbu kay galay lag ja "" ;-)

Isee liye to mera zakham bhar nahe pata
Keh mere paas mukamal tu aa nahe jata..!
Tere bagair bhi gulshan ma ja nikalta hun
Gullon ka rang magar ab mujhy nahe bhata..!
Hazar tarkk_e_talluk ki main karun koshish
Ye dard_e_ishq mujhy chor kar nahe jata..!
Gaye wo din ky wo milta tha roz roz mujhy
Humari galion main aksar wo ab nahe ata..!
Jo chor jata hy rah_e_wafa muhobat main
Wo jee to leta hy lakin sakun nahe ata..!

Son: Dad apko pata chaly ke mai 1st division se pass howa hon tu apko kesa lagy ga?
Dad: Tu mai khushi se pagal hojawonga
Son: Bus esi dar se mai FAIL hogia.

Michael: Boss, yeh aadmi tou kuch bol hi nahin raha hai.
Kya karen ?
Ajit: Ise revealing chair mein daal dou.
Pata chal jaayega chakkar kya hai.

Mujhe ek manzil-e-khaas ka na pata chala, yeh bura hua
meri justaju, meri aarzoo, hui raigan, yeh bura hua

meri zest maut se kam nahi, mera gham bhi ab mera gham nahi
teri dastaaN meiN sama gai meri dastaaN, yeh bura hua

mujhe apne naghmoN se hai gila, mera raaz raaz na reh saka
woh jale chiraaghoN ki tarha, woh utha dhuwaan, yeh bura hua

tere intezaar meiN baith kar, mujhe zindagi to mili magar
mera sath choD ke chal diya, mera karwaN, yeh bura hua

mujhe yaad thi yeh na thi khabar, mere gham meiN hai bada asar
meri ek aah se jal gaye, kai aashiyaaN, yeh bura hua

Suno ! Tumhein Pata Hai
Koi Mera Bhi Hone Laga Hai
Koi Mujhe Bhi Chahne Laga Hai
Koi Mujhe Bhi Sochne Laga Hai
Suno ! Tumhein Pata Hai
Woh Ajnabi Hai Per
Apna Apna Sa Lagne Laga Hai
Tumhari Tarah Usne Mujhe
Koi Khuwaab Nahi Dikhayee
Phir Bhi Najanee Kyun
Dil Usi Ki Taraf Murne Laga Hai
Suno ! Tumhein Pata Hai
Woh Jis Ke Aane Se
Surmaiii Si Shamein Haseen
Aur Raatein Rangeen Hogaye Hain
Suno ! Tumhein Pata Hai
Woh Tumhari Tarah Apna Nahi Hai Magar
Ab Apna Apna Sa Lagne Laga Hai

Mujh mein doob jao k meri gehraiyon ka pata chale
Mere dard ki shiddat meri tanhayon ka pata chale

Aise to har roz WAFA k naam par toote hain Dil
Mujh ko bhi chaho k meri Bewafaiyon ka pata chale

Ye or baat k lafz mere ho kr nahi rehte
Phir bhi pucho koi sawal k meri sachaiyon ka pata chale…..