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Naraz har pakistani hay

Chehre sab udass hain

Aankh0n mai nami hay har kisi k yahan

Ab dabi dabi sab ki awaz hay

Shakiyat yahan sab ko hay
Pal toota toota hay khawabon ka jahan Maan rutha rutha hay

Naraz har pakistani hay

Magar phir bhe ik hi lab pey baat hay pakistan zindaba pakistan we love u
pakistan zindaba

"Pakistani di mushkil"

kaar wich panjabi bolo

School wich urdu bolo

parcha angrazi wich hal kero

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Pakistani nation is most hearty nation in this world.

you will think how.

I can prove that.

Pakistani Nation celebrate every hour
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Wah ji wah ......
Kuch wando ji light aa gai aye...

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"Nah Bijlii, Nah Paani"

"Phir B Dil hai Pakistani!"

14 AUGuST MUBaRAK HO AAP SUB KO

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"Na Bijlii, Na Paani"

"Phir B Dil hai Pakistani!"

HapPy independence month.

one day one paki, one japanie, one chinese were sitting togather then chinese said that we have more technology power that we made a rod which is three times more thich then a needle, then japanie said we r more powerfull that we have drilled a hole in it. now they both were looking to paki that what have they done then paki said we r most powerfull that we wrote -made in pakitan"" in that hole....hahahaha

Aik plane mein American-Russian aur pakistani safar kar rahe the.
teenon mein dosti hojati hai aur apne apne watan ke karrname batate hain.
American kehta hai ""Hamari Air Force ke Pilot Assaman se laga ker jahaz urate hain"" Russian aur pakistani heran hoker puchte hain ""Assman se lagaker"" ?
American muskura ker kehta hai nahin thora sa neeche.
Phir Russian kehta hai ""hamari Navi ke siphai samnder ki the se laga ker aabdoz chalate hain "" American aur Pakistani kehte hein bilkul "" teh se laga ker""? Russian muskurah ker kehta hain nahin thora sa ooper.
Ab pakistani achanak kehta hai "" Hamare mulk ke log naak se khana khate hain""
American aur russian herat se puchte hain "" Naak se khate hain""? pakistani muskura ker kehta hain ""nahin thora sa neeche""

This is the story of a Pakistani Scientist, who is an Electrical Engineer from NED and a PHD from Florida Institute of
Technology. NASA was getting ready to launch a very important space shuttle. The scientists and engineers checked and double checked everything to make sure that things are fine.
However, on the day of its launch, something seemed to be wrong. The
rocket gave all sorts of noise but never took off even an inch from the ground. The engineers were puzzled because they could not figure out the
problem. Finally, there was a Pakistani scientist (the one who is mentioned above) he offered the help. NASA people were desperate by that time and agreed
to do anything. ""Tilt the rocket 45 degrees to the right"" said the Pakistani scientist. The engineers were puzzled but did it anyway. ""Bring it back to vertical
position"" the Pakistani said. The engineers did so . ""Now start the engines"" he said.
And surprise, the rocket took off and flew into outer space!

Everybody congratulated him and asked him how he knew what to do.
He replied - ""It-s very simple. This is what we always do with our CD 70
motor bike in
Pakistan.""

TEEN PAKISTANI AIK TRAIN MAIN KARACHI SE HAIDERABAD JA RAHE HOTE HAIN OR UN K SAATH TEEN ANGREZ BHI TRAIN MAIN BETHTE HAIN TEENO PAKISTANI 1 TIKKET LETE HAIN ANGREZ YE DEKH KER HERAT KARTE HAIN T.T JAISE HI AATA HAI WOH TEENO PAKISTANI TOILET BHAG JAATE HAIN TO T.T TOILET K GETE PER JAATA HAI OR TIKKET MAANGTA HAI.TO FORAN AIK HATH AATA HAI OR TT KO TIKKET DE DETA HAI.T.T KO YE NAHI MAALOOM HOTA K YE TEEN HAIN.ANGREZ YE SAB DEKH KER HERAT KAR RAHE HOTE HAIN.PHIR WAPSI MAIN HAIDERABAD SE KARACHI WAPSI PER TEENO PAKISTANI KOI TIKKET NAHI LETE OR WAPSI MAIN WOH HI ANGREZ SAFAR KAR RAHE HOTE HAIN WOH TEENO ANGREZ BHI AIK TIKKET LETE HAIN OR JAB DEKHTE HAIN K TEENO PAKISTANION NE KOI TIKKET NAHI LIYA TO HASTE HAIN K AB TO YE PAKRE JAYEINGE.JAB T.T AATA HAI TO TEENO ANGREZ APNE TOILET MAIN OR TEENO PAKISTANI APNE TOILET MAIN CHALE JAATE HAIN UN MAIN SE AIK PAKISTANI JALDI ANGREZ K TOILET KI TARAF JAATA HAI OR KHATKHATA HAI TO ANGREZ T.T SAMAJH KER APNA TIKKET BAHER KARTA HAI OR WOH TIKKET PAKISTANI LEKER BHAG JAATA HAI..... OR ANGREZ PER FINE HOJATA HAI

TEEN PAKISTANI AIK TRAIN MAIN KARACHI SE HAIDERABAD JA RAHE HOTE HAIN OR UN K SAATH TEEN ANGREZ BHI TRAIN MAIN BETHTE HAIN TEENO PAKISTANI 1 TIKKET LETE HAIN ANGREZ YE DEKH KER HERAT KARTE HAIN T.T JAISE HI AATA HAI WOH TEENO PAKISTANI TOILET BHAG JAATE HAIN TO T.T TOILET K GETE PER JAATA HAI OR TIKKET MAANGTA HAI.TO FORAN AIK HATH AATA HAI OR TT KO TIKKET DE DETA HAI.T.T KO YE NAHI MAALOOM HOTA K YE TEEN HAIN.ANGREZ YE SAB DEKH KER HERAT KAR RAHE HOTE HAIN.PHIR WAPSI MAIN HAIDERABAD SE KARACHI WAPSI PER TEENO PAKISTANI KOI TIKKET NAHI LETE OR WAPSI MAIN WOH HI ANGREZ SAFAR KAR RAHE HOTE HAIN WOH TEENO ANGREZ BHI AIK TIKKET LETE HAIN OR JAB DEKHTE HAIN K TEENO PAKISTANION NE KOI TIKKET NAHI LIYA TO HASTE HAIN K AB TO YE PAKRE JAYEINGE.JAB T.T AATA HAI TO TEENO ANGREZ APNE TOILET MAIN OR TEENO PAKISTANI APNE TOILET MAIN CHALE JAATE HAIN UN MAIN SE AIK PAKISTANI JALDI ANGREZ K TOILET KI TARAF JAATA HAI OR KHATKHATA HAI TO ANGREZ T.T SAMAJH KER APNA TIKKET BAHER KARTA HAI OR WOH TIKKET PAKISTANI LEKER BHAG JAATA HAI..... OR ANGREZ PER FINE HOJATA HAI

A Pakistan went to a place and asked a man where was the PCO(Public Call Office)
The man pointed his finger and said: ""Over There""
The pakistani man said ""Okay, Thank You"".
He then went into the PCO. He took out his mobile. Then talked on it and then came out of the PCO.
The person who was at the PCo got surprised.
He went out and asked the pakistani that when you already had a mobile then why did u come and talk on it in the PCO.
The Pakistani said ""Because my freind said that if you talk from the PCO, then your bill will come less""

AIK DAFA NA TEEN INDIANS AUR TEEN PAKISTANI EKHATTAY TRAIN MAIN LONDON SAY MANCHESTOR JARAHAY HOTAY HAIN ,
TEENO INDIANS TICKET LAILATAYY HAIN, JAB KAY PAKISTANI AIK TICKET LAITAY HAIN,
INDIANS BARAY PRASHAN HOTAY HAIN , AUR POOCHATAY HAIN KAY TUM TENNON NAY AIK TICKET KYUN LIYA?
PAKISTANI KAHTAY HAIN KAY , AGAY DEKHO KIYA HOTA HAI,
TICKET CHECKET AATA HAI, TO PAKISTANI AIK WASHROOM MAIN GUSS JATAY HAIN, AUR JAB TICKET CHECKER TICKET MANGATA HAI TO YEH USSAY AIK HATH BAHIR NIKAL KAR AIK TICKET DADATAY HAIN, AUR WOH CHALA JATA HAI.
INDIANS BARAY HAIRAN HOTAY HAIN, AUR FAISA KARTAY HAIN KAY WO WAPSI PAR AIK HI TICKET LAIN GAY,
WAPSI PAR JAB TEENO INDIANS AIK TICKET LAITAY HAIN TO PAKISTANI AIK BI TICKET NAHI LAITAY,
INDIANS BARRAY HAIRAN HOTAY HAIN, WOH POOCHTAY HAIN KA;Y ,TUM PAKISTANINOU NA;Y AIK TICKET BI H=NAHI LIYAH,
PAKISTANI KAHTAY HAIN KAY AGAY DEKHO KIYA HOTA HAI.
JAB TICKET CHECKER AATA HAI,TO INDIANS AIK WASHROOM MAIN CHALAY JATAY HAIN ,
INNAY MAIN AIK PAKISTANI BAHIR SAY ;K;AHTA HAI,TICKET PLZ
WOH ISSAY APNA TICKET PAKRA DATAY H;AINM
PAKISTANI, AIK WASHROOM MAIN CHUP KAR TUICKET CHECKER KO TICKET PAKRADAITAY HIAN, AUR INDIANS PAKARAY JATAY ;HAIN>?

HAIN NA PAKISTANI GENIOUS,
HA AHA HAHA AHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA

a chinese ws in hospital a pakistain man went 2c him chinese said CHING CHONG MOU CHU CHA died man went china 2 ask meanins it was KAMEINOXYGEN K PIPE SE PAIR HATA

Manmohan singh said 2 Musharraf : hamaray paas aish hay , rani hay , bipasha hay aap kay paas kia hay?
Musharraf: hamaray paas jaga hay sabh ko lay aou .
hehehehehehehehe

Pakistani and Afghani Scientists are talking.
Pakistani Scientist told that we will send our Astronauts to the Moon.
The Afghani Scientist replies that we are going to send our Astronauts to the Sun.
The Pakistani Scientist gets shocked and tells that it is impossible
So, the Afghani Secientist tell that we r going to send them at night.

heaven is when u hav
german car
american salary
chinese food
&
pakistani wife

hell is when
car is chinese
food is jerman
wife is american
&
salary is pakistani

How Pakistani professors speak english,

1. Don?t dare talk in front of my back!
2.Both of u three get out of the class!
3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no?
4.Take 5 cm wire of any length!
5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.

raja pakistani ka sms
yaar I am receiving sms daily but not getting any interest coz I am in search of a Rani while the sender name shows to be Rana, so I have decided to sell my cell phone

In U.S a dog was jumping arround a lady. A man goes and hit te dog. Next day report: U.S citizen save lady from a dog. man says: I am not U.S citizen. So the report change: Foreign Hero save lady from dog. Man said: Actually I am Pakistani. The next day headlines: Muslim terrorist attack on a local dog.

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