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AIK DAFA NA TEEN INDIANS AUR TEEN PAKISTANI EKHATTAY TRAIN MAIN LONDON SAY MANCHESTOR JARAHAY HOTAY HAIN ,
TEENO INDIANS TICKET LAILATAYY HAIN, JAB KAY PAKISTANI AIK TICKET LAITAY HAIN,
INDIANS BARAY PRASHAN HOTAY HAIN , AUR POOCHATAY HAIN KAY TUM TENNON NAY AIK TICKET KYUN LIYA?
PAKISTANI KAHTAY HAIN KAY , AGAY DEKHO KIYA HOTA HAI,
TICKET CHECKET AATA HAI, TO PAKISTANI AIK WASHROOM MAIN GUSS JATAY HAIN, AUR JAB TICKET CHECKER TICKET MANGATA HAI TO YEH USSAY AIK HATH BAHIR NIKAL KAR AIK TICKET DADATAY HAIN, AUR WOH CHALA JATA HAI.
INDIANS BARAY HAIRAN HOTAY HAIN, AUR FAISA KARTAY HAIN KAY WO WAPSI PAR AIK HI TICKET LAIN GAY,
WAPSI PAR JAB TEENO INDIANS AIK TICKET LAITAY HAIN TO PAKISTANI AIK BI TICKET NAHI LAITAY,
INDIANS BARRAY HAIRAN HOTAY HAIN, WOH POOCHTAY HAIN KA;Y ,TUM PAKISTANINOU NA;Y AIK TICKET BI H=NAHI LIYAH,
PAKISTANI KAHTAY HAIN KAY AGAY DEKHO KIYA HOTA HAI.
JAB TICKET CHECKER AATA HAI,TO INDIANS AIK WASHROOM MAIN CHALAY JATAY HAIN ,
INNAY MAIN AIK PAKISTANI BAHIR SAY ;K;AHTA HAI,TICKET PLZ
WOH ISSAY APNA TICKET PAKRA DATAY H;AINM
PAKISTANI, AIK WASHROOM MAIN CHUP KAR TUICKET CHECKER KO TICKET PAKRADAITAY HIAN, AUR INDIANS PAKARAY JATAY ;HAIN>?

HAIN NA PAKISTANI GENIOUS,
HA AHA HAHA AHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA

a chinese ws in hospital a pakistain man went 2c him chinese said CHING CHONG MOU CHU CHA died man went china 2 ask meanins it was KAMEINOXYGEN K PIPE SE PAIR HATA

Manmohan singh said 2 Musharraf : hamaray paas aish hay , rani hay , bipasha hay aap kay paas kia hay?
Musharraf: hamaray paas jaga hay sabh ko lay aou .
hehehehehehehehe

Pakistani and Afghani Scientists are talking.
Pakistani Scientist told that we will send our Astronauts to the Moon.
The Afghani Scientist replies that we are going to send our Astronauts to the Sun.
The Pakistani Scientist gets shocked and tells that it is impossible
So, the Afghani Secientist tell that we r going to send them at night.

heaven is when u hav
german car
american salary
chinese food
&
pakistani wife

hell is when
car is chinese
food is jerman
wife is american
&
salary is pakistani

How Pakistani professors speak english,

1. Don?t dare talk in front of my back!
2.Both of u three get out of the class!
3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no?
4.Take 5 cm wire of any length!
5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.

raja pakistani ka sms
yaar I am receiving sms daily but not getting any interest coz I am in search of a Rani while the sender name shows to be Rana, so I have decided to sell my cell phone

In U.S a dog was jumping arround a lady. A man goes and hit te dog. Next day report: U.S citizen save lady from a dog. man says: I am not U.S citizen. So the report change: Foreign Hero save lady from dog. Man said: Actually I am Pakistani. The next day headlines: Muslim terrorist attack on a local dog.

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