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Hello All
Happy Happy Happy Happy Independence day
Hum bolain mohabat ki zuban
Hum bolain azadi ki zuban
PAKISTAN ZINDABAD

Pakistan ka Qaumi Phal.
Sabr ka Phal.
Qaumi Libas: Half Shirt and Half Shalwar.
Qaumi Khel.
Muzakaraat.
Qaumi Dua.
Ya Allah Light Aa Jaye.

Eik engraz pakistan ata ha eik hotel main khana khata ha khanay main march bohat hooti hain engraz sour machata ha see see karta ha hotel wala baray ko kahta ha kalfi la ao kolfi khanay say engraz ko thandak parti ha to wo eik our kolfi khata ha engraz hotel main raat rahata ha soba jab bath room jata ha too bath room say awaz aati ha kolfi kolfi engraz jab apnay country wapas jata ha to us ka dost puchta ha kya hawa us na kaha baqi sub sahi ha atna yaad rakhana jab khana khao too 2 kolfi khana eik parsal karana

aik baar aik india aur pakistan ka match howa tha wo pakistan haar gaya tha
us ke baad pakistani cricketers ko egg
maare jaate te to aik baar razzaq gaya
market main samaan lene to us ne burka
pehna howa tha kyon ke un ko egg mare jate te is liye to wahan per wo samaan le raha tha to aik aur burke main koi aya aur razzaq ko bola hi razzaq to razzaq ne bola aap na mujhe burke main kaise pehchana to doosre burke wale ne bola ke main waseem hoon.. thats my joke wanna chat me so chat me on this id najaf_junejo@hotmail.com thank uuu

Ek admi jahaz may safar karraha tha us nay air hostes ko awaz dee, jaab wo pass aayee tu us
admi nay air hostes say kuch pucha tu air hostes nay us kay gall per aik zoor ka thapar mara
aur chalee gayee, us admi kay saat wali seat per bethay howay dosray admi nay pucha kay is nay
aap ko thapar kyoon mara tu pehlay admi nay kaha pata nahi may nay tu baas itna pucha tha
kay peshab karnay ki jaga kahan hay us nay kaha kay pechay hay tu maynay kaha kay pehlay
tu agay hoti thee!!!!

--------------------------------------------------Govt. of Pakistan has introduced a new rule

---> Good Looking people should be thrown out of the country!!!

You are safe..... where should i hide?????

person1:Yar menaray pakistan kyou nahi jhukta. person2:jhukta hai magar jab woh herah munde ko deekhta hai to dubara sedha ho jata hai.

QUAID-E-AZAM foat ho gey

LIAQAT ALI KHAN shaheed ho gey

ALLAMA IQBAL bhi nahi rahey

meri bhi tabiat kuch kharab rehti hai

MAIN soochta hoon PAKISTAN ka kia bane ga

Quaid-E-Azam bhe fote ho chukay hain,Liaquat bhe shaheed ho chukay hain. Iqbal bhe nahi rahay aur meri tabeeat bhe kuch theek nahi rehti pata nahi PAKISTAN ka kya banay ga.

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