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Oh aashiq ne gore rang de
saade kol gora rang nahi
saada dil ta ohna de naal hai
par oh saade sang nahi

Oh dise na meri rooh tarfe,
ohde ek didar laye akh tarse,
Dil ronda bul faryad karde,
Rabba rakhi salamat ohna nu,
Jihde sahah nal sade sah chalde..

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c

How do you stop a Indians tank ?
>Shoot the men who are pushing it.

How do you disable Indians missiles ?
>Cut the rubber band.

Have you ever seen Indians war heroes ?
>Neither has India.

Did you hear about the other latest Indians invention ?
>The new automatic parachutes. They open on impact.

How do you sink a Indians battleship?
>Put it in the water.

How do you sink a Indians submarine?
>Tap on the hatch while its submerged.

Did you hear about the 747 jet which Crashed into a cemetery in Mumbai ?
>The Indians officials have so far recovered 3000 bodies.

Did you hear about the Indians admiral who had asked to be buried at sea?
>Five Indians sailors died digging his grave.

Q. How many Indians can one fit in a Telephone booth?
A. Depends what the rent is

Q. Why are the Indians lousy Soccer players?
A. Every time they get a corner ... they put up a store

Did you hear about the shutdown of the Mumbai National Library ?
>Somebody stole the book.

How do you kill a Indian when he-s drinking?
>Slam the toilet seat.

What do you call a Indian with a wooden leg?
>A waste of wood.

What do you call a Indian with 2 wooden legs?
>Shitsicle

What do you call a Indian preist?
>Holy shit.

What do you call a Indians on a tree?
>Fungus

You-re locked in a room with Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler, and a Indian. You have a gun with ONLY two bullets. What do you do?
>Shoot the Indian twice to make sure he-s dead.

What-s brown and black and looks great on a Indian?
>A Doberman.

How can you tell when a Indian is lying?
>His lips are moving.

What do you do if you run over a Indian?
>Reverse and make sure.

What do you have when a Indian is buried up to his neck in sand?
>Not enough sand.

Did you Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of Indians?
>He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren-t met.

Hello friends!!
Tired of giving exams?????
Take some time out from ur preparation,
& hear the voice of a student,
This one comes from a student?s heart!!
I m sure u also would be feeling same!!
So go ahead & enjoy!!

OH EXAMINATION!!!!!
Oh examination!!
You demand concentration,
Maths is Calculation,
Geography is Population,
History is Civilization,
Chemistry is Preparation,
Geometry is Accuration.
Oh Examination!!
On a very special Occasion,
We will write an application,
To the Minister Of Education,
To abolish Examination,
Forever in the next Generation?.

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