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Jo 1 galati kare wo anjna
Jo 2 galati kare wo nadan
Jo 3 galati kare wo shaitan
Jo galati pe galati kare wo Hindustan
Jo Har galati maaf kare wo Pakistan

We All Love You PAKISTAN.

one woman stops a taxi.
-to the airport please.
after the ten minutes the driver, watching the woman in the mirror, says:
-u r third pregnant woman that i have driven to hte airport today.
-r u kidding me, i m not pregnant.
the driver said:
-well, u haven--t arrived to the airport yet either.

On this morning a woman and her baby were taking a bus. As she entered the bus the driver says Wow that is one ugly baby.

The woman deeply hurt just continued on the bus and found a seat next to an elderly man. The man asks What--s wrong you look mad?

She replied I am. That bus driver just insulted me.

You shouldn--t take that from him. the man replied. He--s a public worker and should give you respect. If I was you I would take down his badge number and report him.

You--re right sir I think I will report him.

The elderly man says, You go on up there and get his badge number. I--ll hold your monkey for you.

Yeh aaeney se akeley mein guftugu kia hai
Jo mein nahi to phir terey ru ba ru kia hai

Izi ummeed pe kaati hai zindagi mein ne
WO kaash poochte mujh se ke aarzo kia hai

Yeh rang-e-gul, yeh shafaq aur yeh taabishein anjum
Tera jamal nahi hai to chaar su kia hai

Kioon un ke saamne tum dil ki baat karte ho
Jo khud samajhte nahi dil ki aabru kia hai

?My dear winter comes again & again, summer comes again & again, but person like u never comes again & again, because God never mistakes again & again.
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Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can--t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?

Boys say it--s great,

boys say it--s fine.

9 months later they say

it--s not mine


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