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1 GIRL NY MOLVI SY KAHA: LOG MUJHY CHERTY OR GHORTY HAIN APP BATAIN MAIN KYA KARUN...???
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MOLVI NY DONO BAZOO PHAILAAA KY KAHA KAPP ISLAM KI AGOOSH MAIN AAA JAIN

hahahahah

EK DIN AIK MOLVI SAHAB KAHIN SE GUZAR RAHAE THAE YAHA MOLVI SAHAB NE KUCH BACHO KO LARTAE HOWAE DAIKHA PHIR MOLVI SAHAB NE BACHO SE YE POCHA K TUM LOOG KYUN LAR RAHAE OH TUU AIK BACHAE NE KAHA K YE AIK KHOBSURAT DOG HAE OR YE HUM SAB KO CHIYAE TUU BACHO NE PROGRAME BNANAYA K BACHOO MAE JOO SAAAB SE ACCHA JHOOT BOLAE GA WO YE DOG LE JAE GA TUU GAYE GA TUU MOLVI SAHAB NE KAHA KE MAE NAEAPNI ZINDAGI MAE KABHI JHOOT NAHI BOLA TUU AIK CHOTAE SE BACHAE NE KAHA K CHALOO BAHI ABB YE DOG MOLVI SAHAB KO DE DOO ....

Girl. says to molvi can i kiss a man movi says Nagozobillah then the girl says can i kiss a boy molvi say astgfirullah , At last the girl says can i kiss u then the molve says Alhamdulliah

Ek Molvi: Film actor k pass masjid ka chanda mangnay gaya,
Actor:ap log to kahtay hain k hamara pesa haram hai,
Molvi: G is amount se ham Latreenain banain gay,



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Ek Molvi: Film actor k pass masjid ka chanda mangnay gaya,
Actor:ap log to kahtay hain k hamara pesa haram hai,
Molvi: G is amount se ham Latreenain banain gay,
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Gujranwala.
Cell # : 0345-6480039

GIRL: CAN I SLEEP WITH MY DAD?
MOLVI; TOBA ISTAGFIRULLAH.
GIRL; CAN I SLEEP WITH MY UNCLE?
MOLVI: NAUZBILAH.
GIRL; CAN I SLEEP WITH YOU?
MOLVI: BISMILLAH.....

aik larki ne molvi sahib se poocha kia me abu k sath so sakti hon molvi sahib bole astaghfirullah! girl boli bai k sath! molvi! astaghfirullah! girl boli aap k sath! molvi ne hush ho k kaha bismillah

Molvi apni B.V se...! jab main mar jaon to samnay walon ko zaroor bulana !
B.V ! Kyun?????
Molvi ! suna hai un ki ghar ki Awratain murday say lipat lipat kar roti hain....



Shafqat Ullah Shafky..........03459397699

Molvioun ki 1 bus ja rahi thi
Ek molvi sahb ne kaha k --jahan koi larki nazar aye to
Astagfirullah prho!
Achank ek molvi sahib
Astagfriullah bola
Baqi bole



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Aik molvi ki girl friend molvi ko time dey ker nahe aa e.
Kafi intizar ke bad molvi chala jata hay.
Aur speaker ko on ker ke kahta ha....
Hazra....t change nae keeti

Ik molvi galli se guzar raha tha. Opper se kisi ne brazer panka jo kah molvi ke opper aa para. Molvi ne kaha, Ya Khuda tera insaf. Aam kon chose raha he aur chilke kis par parh rahain hain.