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Gay to his partner in the morning: Aap naraaz hain humse?
Partner: Nahin.
Gay: Tou phir raat ko meri taraf muh kar ke kyon soye thay?

Mein kabhi batlata nahi
Per andhere se darta
Hoon mein MAA

Yun tou mein dikhlata nahi

Teri parwah karta hoon
Mein maa
Tujhe sab hai pata
Hai nah MAA
Tujhe sab hai pata
Meri MAA

Bheed mein yun nah choro mujhe
Ghar laut ke bhi aana paun maa

Agar khush hai woh dekh kar ansu meri ankhon mein,
tou khuda ki kasam hum muskurana hi chod denge.
Tadapte rahenge usay dekhnay ko
magar uski taraf palke uthana hi chod denge.
Wo manzil hi kya meri jo dukh de us ko,
khuda ki kasam us manzil peh hum jana hi chod denge!

Meri chahtain tum sy alag kab hain....
Dil ki battain tum se chuppi kab hain....
Tum sath raho dil main dharkan ki jagah...
Phir zindagi ko sansoo ki zaroorat kab hai..

Teri dosti ne meri zindagi khushiyon se bhar di
humne bhi toh dost apni har khushi tere naam kardi
khaali khaali si thi zindagi tujh binn ae dost
khuda ne tumhein dost banaake meri khaali jholi bhar di.

Ae dost tujh pe nichaavar meri har khushi
dua hai meri aaye na koi gham teri raah mein kabhi
milley tumhe tumhara pyar har keemat peh
aankh num na ho kisi bhi vajah se teri.

Ae Khuda meri mohabbat mere havaale karde
Tadap raha hu uske bina yeh judaai kam karde
Reham kar iss chote se dil pe ya Khudaaya
Uski mohabbat mere naseeb mein karde...

Neendain meri aankhon say churata hai wohi shakhs
So jaon toh khuwabon mai bhi aata hai wohi shakhs
Her zakhm ka khaaliq bhi koi aur nahi hai
Her zakhm peh marham bhi lagaata hai wohi shakhs

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?

Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya tou wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!