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aik baar aik india aur pakistan ka match howa tha wo pakistan haar gaya tha
us ke baad pakistani cricketers ko egg
maare jaate te to aik baar razzaq gaya
market main samaan lene to us ne burka
pehna howa tha kyon ke un ko egg mare jate te is liye to wahan per wo samaan le raha tha to aik aur burke main koi aya aur razzaq ko bola hi razzaq to razzaq ne bola aap na mujhe burke main kaise pehchana to doosre burke wale ne bola ke main waseem hoon.. thats my joke wanna chat me so chat me on this id najaf_junejo@hotmail.com thank uuu

Three women were sitting around and bragging about their children.

The first one says, You know, my son, he graduated first in his class from Stanford. He--s now a doctor, making $250,000 a year in Chicago.

The second woman says, You know my son, he graduated first in his class from Harvard. he--s now a lawyer, making half a million dollars a year and he lives in Los Angeles.

The last woman says, You know my son, he never did too well in school. He never went to any university but he now makes one million dollars a year in New York working as a sports repairman.

The other two women ask, What is a sports repairman?

The woman then replies, He fixes games... you know, hockey games, football games, baseball games, cricket games....

Biwi tv per match dekh rahe thi k husband smart ban ker biwi k pass aya or bola :
Darling may kaisa lag raha hoon?
Tabhi biwi zor se chillai
CHAKKA...........

Three women were sitting around and bragging about their children.

The first one says, You know, my son, he graduated first in his class from Stanford. He--s now a doctor, making $250,000 a year in Chicago.

The second woman says, You know my son, he graduated first in his class from Harvard. he--s now a lawyer, making half a million dollars a year and he lives in Los Angeles.

The last woman says, You know my son, he never did too well in school. He never went to any university but he now makes one million dollars a year in New York working as a sports repairman.

The other two women ask, What is a sports repairman?

The woman then replies, He fixes games... you know, hockey games, football games, baseball games, cricket games....







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