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Doctor pagal se: Ye kya hai?
Pagal: Ye main ne 500 pages ki book likhi hai.
Doctor: Tum ne 500 pages pe kya likha?
Pagal: 1st page pe likha hai k ek raja ghoray par beth k jungle ki taraf chala, aur last page pe likha k raja jungle pohanch gaya.
Doctor: To Saale beech k 498 pages pe kya likha?
Pagal: Tigrik tigrik tigrik tigrik tigrik...:D

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Kisi ki yaad dil main hai,koi ehsas baqi hai Badalte mosamon k darmian ek raz baqi hai Abhi main safar main hon,Milegi manzil mujhe, magar in raston k darmian ek sath baqi hai kahin pe sham dhalti hai,kahin rat hoti hai Abhi to chandni hai, Chand ki rat baqi hai Chale ao kisi din tum humara haal b dekho Humara dil be jan hai magar ek sans baqi hai Umeed hai phr b milega wo humain ek din Khuda par hai bharosa, "KHUDA ki zat" bAqi hy.

1- Duniya Main "GHUSSA" Wo Munfarid "HARAM" Cheez Hai Jise Peena "HALAL" Hai. 2- Lafzon K Daant Nahi Hote, Lekin Ye Kaat Lete Hen Aur Agar Ye Kaat Len Tu Phir In K Zakham Zindagi Bhar Nahi Bharte. 3- Baat Tameez Se Aur aitraaz Daleel Se Karo Q K Zuban Tu Hewano K Munh Mein Bhi Hoti Hai. Magar Wo Ilm Aur Saleeqe Se Mahroom Hote Hen. 4- Fitrat, Soch Aur Halaat Mein Tasadum Hai "Warna" Insaan Kesa Bhi Ho Dil Ka Bura Nahi Hota...

Beti: kiya Main Hathi ki tarha moti hon? . Maa: Arey nahi Beta tu to bohat Smart hai . Beti: kiya Main kali Nagan ki tarha hon? . Maa:Nahi Nahi tu to bohat sundar hai . Beti:To Kiya Main Manhoos hon? . Maa: Nahi Beta tu to Bohat Piyari hai, . Beti: phir Loog Q kehty han k tum To . Poori Apni . . . . "MAA"ki Tarha ho? . . Maa: Laanat teri shakal pe . Jooti Maar k tera chuiya jesa Munh torr don gi Kali dayan to apni DÄDI or PHUPPI pe gai ha . Manhoos måri

Kainaat main koi kisi ka itna intezar nhi krta, Jitna, "RABB-E-KAREEM" apny banday ki Touba ka intezar karta ha...

Us Waqt Sakht Ghussa Ata Hai JUb Sakht Sardi Main 1 Kambal Main 2 Log Hon... Or Or Or Or Doosra Paad Mar De.

Main Karun Ga Intizar Un Lamhat Ko Phir Se Jorr Kar, Kabhi To Ho Ga Usay Bhi Yeh Ehsas K Kisi Ne Chaha Tha Usay Dunya Ko Chor Kar..!