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Pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mai lo
phir thook lagao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh mein daloo
uff..
kithna muskhil hai suee mai dhaga dalna

Ma haal ohna da (Yashika)
Ma haal ohna da (Yashika) puch baitha,
chup kar k kolon langh gaye ne;
Meri sochan de vich raat gayi,
khabre rus gaye ne k sang gaye ne............plz be mine.

aak bakri bemar ti bohot elaag kiya koi asar nahi hoa.akar kisi nay maulana shaib say taveez lanay ki tajveez ki .jab bakri ka malik maulana shaib kay pass gaya to unhoo nay kaha kay meri bakri kafi dinoo say bemar hai aap is kay liya koi taveez dayday to maulana shaib nay mailk say bakri ki ma ka name pochha..........hahahahahaha.

ahmad:ma jab tara ghar araha tha to mana dakha ka gundum ki kutai ho rahi thi pas akar dakha to ahmad ki patai ho rahi thi :hahahahahahahahahahaha

Aik Jungle main sher ki shadi ho rahi thi sher shadi kar kay ghar ko wapis aa raha tha kay jungle kay animals nay us ka istukbal josh o kharosh say kia to wahan pay aik choa (mouse) khara taha or woh sher to dek kar zor zor sy hanas raha tha to sher nay pocha kay bhai tum mujhay dekh kar kion hanas rahay ho to chohay nay kha bhai shadi say pehlay may be sher tha.

ma bata say::
bata datrakt(tree) par mat char gir gaya na to pani bhi nahi mangay ga
bata ma say ::
ma main pani pee kar chara ho:P

ma me kease paida huwa ??? ma me ne 1 matka zameen me dafan keya or 40 din baad usy nikala to us me tom thay bacha acha ma to me aisay paida huwa??? ma han beta/// bachay ne b aisa hi keaya or 40 din baad matka zameen se nikala??? to us me maindak tha bacha bola//?? dil to krta hai k yahin tomhari jaan lay lon par kya karon tom meri olaad ho???? ha ha ha ha ha

3 log jahaz ma safar kr rahe hote hn,1 amercan hota hy,2sra britsh hota hy aur 3sra pakistani.amercan jahaz se computer uthata hy aur fenk deta hy,britsh aur pakstani puchate hn q phenka amercan jwab deta hy hmare contry ma bot hn,phr britsh jahaz se Tv uthata hy aur phenk deta hy.2sre do pochate hn q pheka british jawab deta hy hmare contry ma bot hn.pakistani sochta hy ma kese imprestion dalon wo side pr bethe 1 pathan ko phenk deta hy amercan aur british puchate hn ye kia kia,pakistani bola hmare contry ma ye bot hn.