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Let love be the guide to your dreams, let love be the light to your heart, let your love be the reason why somebody else's heart still continues to beat.

I love so much my heart is sure. As time goes on I love you more, Your happy smile. Your loving face No1 will ever take your place

Open with Love...
main tumse kuch
kahna chahata hoon,
wahi baat jo dil
ko chu jaye,
wahi pyar ke 3
akshar,
""MERA BHARAT MAHAAN""

If any body wants to know Himself and God he must Tleast Once fall in Love

Love is THE most preciouse thing in the World so plz plz plz Never try to Ignore it

LOVE

hy
i love dear brother
and
faimly?

# LOVE IS HOT # # BUT IS VERY SWEET # # WHEN TWO LIPS MEET # # LOVE IS COMPLATE # # PEOPLE LOVE MONEY # # BEE LOVE HONEY # # GRASS LOVE DEW # # BUT I LOVE YOU #

one worm:u r so beautiful,i want to marry u.
other worm:stupid,i m ur other end.

LIFE IS NOTHIG BUT JOKE
ITS A BIG JOKE AND NOTHING IS BIG THAN JOKE

LOVE IS SMILE EVEN WHEN HE KEEPS YOU WAITING ;

what is life ,what are u have u think about that,never i assure u life is only love love love, when u feel it than u find love love love

i agree that we are in advance stage butt dont forget the recpect of ur parents, elders, and others i hope after this u will find the real peace &love in ur life.

i am not perfact but i m trying to be a loving &respecting person.

one there was a man who went to a gaun(village). it was very hot and the man had traveled a long way in the drenching heat. he got some hotel in a deserted place, and set in. after all that time in the sun, he had to use the restroom. but the bad thing was that there was no restroom. but he REALLT had to go, so he put got out a lafafa(bag) and pooped in there(hahahah) now the thing was, how was he going to throught it away? so he out it on a wing of the fan. after a while he just forgot all about it. when he go thot he turned the fan ON! ALLLL of the TATEE(poop) got all over the room, he called a man in and said theat he will give him a 100 rupies to clean it up. the man thought about it, and said ""I will give U 200 rupies if u tell me HOW u got it up there!!!!!!!!!!"" hahahahhahahhahahhahhahahahhahahahhaahah. (i think that was the fuuuuuunnnniest)

Hie Friends , here i m gonna tell u a true luv story which took place in a small village of sindh.



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Hua yeh k us village main aik larki rehti thi Chanda.us k parose main aik larka sooraj rehta tha.yeh dono aik doosray se bohat pyaar kertay thay.but in k parents in k luv k against thay.

Aik din...

Chanda : Maa , main pyaar kerti hoon Sooraj se.aur main nahi reh sakti us k bagair.aap bas meri shaadi kera do us se.

Maa : sharam ker mooyee.sharam ker.yeh pyaar shyaar nahi.jawani ka takaza hai.jabi pyaar ka bhoot sawar hai.isliye keh rhai hoon bhool ja us Sooraj ko.kuch nahi milay ka is bay bunyaad rishtay se.

Chanda : maan tum samajhnay ki koshish to kero.

Maa : aray kia samajhna samjhana laga rakkha hai.nahi samjhna maine kuch.bas tu aik baat dhyaan main rakh le larki , teri shaadi nahi ho sakti us se.samjhi.

[ Chanda ro ker mayoos ho ker chalee jatee hai ]

Ab yahan Sooraj k ghar k haalat dekhain :

Sooraj : amma tum samajh nahi rahi ho.pyaar kerta hoon main Chanda se.aur bas us se shaadi ker kay rahoon ga.

Amma : main sab samajh rahi hon.tu hi nahi samajh raha hai.teri hi akal per patthar parr gaye hain.Ai zara soch to sahi , kia jehaz laye gi woh kalmoohi.bata zara.

Sooraj : amma tumharay liye to rupya paisa hi sab kuch hai.pyaar koi maynay nahi rakhta na.Abba k saath bhi yehi kiya hoga na tum nay jabhi chor gaya woh tumhain.

Amma : chup ker ja Sooraj.aur bas jo kerna hai ker lay.teri shaadi nahi hogi us se.bas.

[ sooraj bhi pair pathakta hua chala jata hai ]



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Now , they had notthing to do except to juss run away frm their houses n parents.to woh ghar se bhaag gaye or court marriage kerli.aur shehar main rehnay lagay.

Sooraj k maan baap marr gaye.

Chanda aur Sooraj ko bhagay hue 2 saal hogaye hain.



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Ab, Chanda k walidain ko khabar mili k Chanda us kay shauhar k saath apnay ghar arahi hai.

Amma bi , oo aama bi !!!

Maa : haan bol ray bol.kyun chilla raha hai ?

Amma Amma woh .....woh Chanda apnay shauhar k saath arahi hai.Woh naayee ( barber) ne use gali k nukkar per dekha hai.

Maa : kia ? Sach ? tu ... tu ja use bhej yahan ..

Jee amma jata hoon.



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maan khush hogayee kyun kay un ki larki 2 saal baad wapas aaye hai.

Ab hua yun k Chanda aur Sooraj aik car main aarahay thay.suddenly un ki car ka accident hogaya and Sooraj marr gaya.Chanda ko bhi halki phulki chotain ayeen..baharhal , woh girti parti apni maa k ghar gayee .

Maa : Chanda , meri bachi kaisi hai tu ? kia haal bana liya hai apna . aur tu ro ku rahi hai ?aur yeh khoon , yeh chotain yeh sab kaise hua bata ?

Chanda : Amma woh...woh Sooraj .....

Maa : haan haan bol.kia hua ?

Chanda :maa woh sooraj , wohh woh main abhi arahi thi na to accident hogaya.aur sooraj...sooraj nahi bach saka { yeh keh ker woh phoot phoot ker ronay lagti hai }

Baba: ( Chanda kay daddy ) dekh liya naa...hum pagal na thay jo tujhe mana ker rahay thay us Sooraj se shaadi se.Ker li apni man mani.dekh lia na nateeja.ab bhugat jo boya hai tune.rehna sari zindagi bewa ban ke.

{ is baat per Chanda aur ronay lagti hai }

Maa : ajee kia bolay chalay ja rahay ho , dekho to sahi kia haalat hai meri bachi ki.tum bhi naa....Chal Chanda ab tu ja ker araam ker.Main aur teray abba sab sambhal lain gay.ja meri bachi.

[chanda apnay kamray main chalee jati hai]

us ki maa ko bohat afsos hua.Chanda ka ro ro ker bura haal tha.us ki maa ne use aram kernay ko kaha.wo apnay kamray main chalee gaye.sooraj k khoo

A true, touching love story that happened in the NWFP(border) areas.
The headman of a big tribe had a beautiful daughter, who fell in love with a boywho was an ordinary poor person. When the people of the tribe came to knowabout their love, they did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it. Now it happened that the two lovers left their homes for a happy future.

The people of the tribe started searching for the two lovers but they could not find them. At last, they accepted their love and asked them in a newspaper to come back. The people said that if u both come back we will marry u, we accept that u loved each other truly. So in this way their love won and the age old attitude of the tribe took a beating. The couple went to the city for shopping for the wedding.

He was wearing a white traditional dress, and was crossing the road when a car came and hit him and he died on the spot.

The girl lost her senses.
After a long time she recovered and accepted that her love has died.

One night she was sleeping in her home with her family. Her mother had dream in which she saw a fairy. That fairy asked her mother to wash the blood spots of the guy from her daughter-s clothes as soon as possible. But her mother ignored the dream. Next night the father saw the same dream, he also ignored it. Then when the girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash the clothes on which there were blood spots. She washed the spots but some remained. Next night she again had the same dream she again washed the spots but some still remained. Next night she again had the same dream and this time that fairy gave her last warning to wash the blood spots, else something terrible will happen. This time the girl tried her best to wash the spots, the clothes tore, but some spots still remained.

In the evening on same day when she was alone, someone knocked the door, when she opened the door she saw the fairy at the door. She got very scared and fainted. The fairy woke her up..., and gave her an object, That awe-struck girl asked ""what is this..? to which
the fairy replied :

""kaise bhi daag ho, jaise bhi daag ho........Surf Excel hai na...""

I know what u are feeling now... But don-t look for me... I-m searching for the person who mailed this to me... :)
I know you want to kill me for this!!!
I felt the same!!


:) KEEP SMILING

Do doost hotai hain.aik ka naam hota hai love aur doosrai ka naa hota hai sala!
Aik martaba donoon kehien ja rahai hotai hain,suddenly love gutter main ghir jata hai....
batien kyon????

Iss liyai kyon kai LOVE IS BLIND!hehehehe

Per uss kai baad sala bhi uss kai peechai gutter main ghir jata hai.

batien kyon????

arai baba iss liyai kyon kai...
LOVE KAI LIYAI SALA KUCH BHI KERAIGA!!

HAAHAHAHAA....

TIME BRINGS A LOT OF CHANGE,BUT ONE THING MORE BENEVER CHANGE, IT IS MY LOVE FRO ""YOU""

A guy phones up his Boss, but picks up the bosses- wife instead:
""I-m sorry he died last week."" she explains.
The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.
""I told you"" the wife replies, ""he died last week.""
The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts:
""I-VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?""

""Coz . . "" he replied laughing, ""I just love hearing it. . . .""

De-Morgan--s Law,
Binomial Avenue,
United States of Matrices.

My Dear Love,
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in
trigonometric lane. There I saw you with our cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eyes,standing in your triangular garden.
Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.
You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality. My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset,when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be
like a solved polynomial of degree 10. With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.

Yours ever
loving,

Pythagoras

I love u, I love u, I love u, I love u, I love u, I love u, I love u. Hey! Don--t get excited,
I love other alphabets too...v, w, x, y, z !

My nick name is fati I love one guy in my life. and I am gonna marry him. his name is ayaz. I love him sooo much I can--t tell u how much I love . And his nickname is sunny. sorry i don--t wanna tell u my name. and I am sure he love me too. And who want to love me . lol I am just joking I was his I am his and I will be his wife by

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A Girl ask to Boy
what is LOVE?
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L ko utha k
O ko daba k
V mein ghusger k
jab
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Thats called LOVE

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a sardar ji fell in love with a nurse.
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I LOVE YOU SISTER



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Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from ur heart.

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thr waz a blind girl who hate herself coz of being blind.she hate every1 axcept her bf.one day de girl said dat if she can only see the world she will marry her bf,one day some 1 donated eyez 2 her n then she saw everything including jer bf.her bf asked herNow dat u can see,will u marry me???de girl waz shocked when she saw her bf waz also blind n she refuse 2 marry him.
her bf walk away wid tearz n saidjust take care of mah eyez dear.........

Girlfriend Ko I LUV U Bolna Hai? Balance Khatam ? Ab Kya Karoge ? Kabutar K Gale Mein Bandh K CHITTHI Bhejoge ? Nahi Na.......... Main Batata Hoon Kya Karna Hai.... Girlfriend Ka Number Mujhe De Doge Main I LUV U Boldeta Hoon


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Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat samajhna. Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat samajhna. Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha Mera mat samajhna.


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I love u, I love u, I love u, I love u, I love u, I love u and I love u. Hey! Don--t get excited,
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If you love someone, put his name in a circle instead of heart.
Because heart is breakable but circle goes on forever.



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To love without condition, to talk without intention, to give without reason and to care without expectation is the heart of true relation.


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aik tha raja


aik thi rani




donon mar gai





khatam kahani

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nichy kia laash dhoooond rahy ho
bola na khatam!

Two lovers plan to suicide.
Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes and returned back saying, ?Love is blind?.
Boy in air opened his parachute and says, ?Love never dies?.


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Love is vast like universe, deep like oceans, high like sky, strong like iron, kind like mother, cute like me and sweet like you.

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My eyes miss you,
My love feels you,
My hands need you,
My mind calls you,
My heart is just for you,
My life is you,
I will die without you,
I love you.


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Love is like a cigarette. It starts with spark, continue with burns and ends with ashes. But you don?t worry we are chain smokers.

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Love is
Not to forget, but to forgive.
Not to see, but to understasnd.
Not to hear, but to listen.
Not to let go, but to hold on.


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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That--s why I always wake up screaming

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell,
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ansu mein na dhondna hamen hum tumhain ankhon mai n mil jayn gaye;tamana hoo milne ki ager to band ankhon se bhi nazar aae ge.....

Teacher:Now,children,

if I saw a man beating a donkey n stopped him,

wht virtue wuld I be showing?

Student:Brotherly love





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LEAVES dont just FALL from the tree, CLOUDS dont just FORM in the sky, ANGELS dont just COME DOWN from heaven n I dont just SMS any1 unless they r SPECIAL

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Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful

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Sardar: Prito eik vari I Love You keh day
Prito:Nai na menu sharam andi ay na
Sardar: Ek vari keh day
Prito: Oo nai na
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An ELEPHANT falls in LOVE wid an ANT

BUT



ANTS parents R against their MARRAIGE.......



Guess Y ???????????

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..........Cuz they have a SOLID reason..................


LArKaY k dAAnT BaHaR HaIN :D



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labon ki hansi teray nam kar dain gay
har khushi tuj par qurban kar dain gay
jis din ho gi koi kami meri mohabat main
zindagi ko moot k nam kar dain gay

Love Don--t Asks Who Are You? Love Only Says You Are Mine !
Love Don--t Asks where Are You From? Love Only Says You Live In My Heart ! Love Don--t Asks What Do You Do? Love Only Says You Make My Heart To Beat ! Love Don--t Asks Why Are You Faraway? Love Only Says You Are Always With Me

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AISA LAGA KHUDA NE RAKH DIA HUMARE DIL PE HAATH
LIA NAAM HUMARA UNOON NE KUCH AISI ADDA KE SAATH
********RASUN G *********

how r u

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, You know, I
was a fool when I married you.

The husband replied, Yes, dear, but I was in love and
didn--t notice.
Mob;0334812329

Love is not something that happens on first sight,
It happens when you start knowing each other,
And it turn ending up needing each other,
For every feeling,for every thought and for every moment.
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People fall in luv not knowing why or how. It--s so special a feeling that it doesn--t require much answers. U just luv no matter how stupid u become.


Aftab khan

1-4-3 means I Love You
Three soft taps on the shoulder mean I Love You
SWAK = Sealed With A Kiss
X--s stand for kisses; O--s stand for hugs (often used to sign letters)
Learn the sign language gesture for I Love you
Three soft taps on the thigh mean Let--s make love
Red roses symbolize love and passion
Pink roses symbolize friendship
Yellow roses symbolize respect
White roses symbolize purity
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Lover Gives Love
Father Gives Protection
Mother Gives Life
But A Real Frnd Gives
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Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody--s job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn--t do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
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