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Do not laugh too much, for excessive laughter deadens the heart.

You've seen me laugh
You've seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But
thanks and I love you
Happy Father's Day

You've seen me laugh
You've seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But thanks and I love you
Happy Mother's Day

You've seen me laugh,
You've seen me cry.
And always you were there for me
I may not have always said it
But, today is the day to say it loud.
'I Love You Dad'
You are too special.
Happy Father's Day

Laugh away those blues…!
Humour has 2 bcome an integral part of
every individual’s life,
4 clinical depressions 2 b kept at bay.
After all laughter is the best medicine.

ek aadmi foot path per seedhaa laita gana gaaraha tha . wahan sey ek aadmi guzra . jab thoree dair baar woh aadmi phir waheen sey guzra tu dekha k wohee aadmi ab ultaa lait kar gana gaa raha hai . woh aadmi bara pareshaan hota hai aur us aadmi sey poochta hai k abhee thoree dair pehlay tum seedhay lait kar gana gaarahay thy aur ab ultay lait kar gana gaa rahay hoo aakhir kia wajah hai is ki?

woh aadmi jawaab deta hai . bhai woh cassette ka A side tha aur ye cassette ka B side hai .

Q: why do dogs dont marry?
A:because they r already a dog--s life


BOSS:we r very keen about cleanliness.did u wipe ur feet on mat as u came in
NEW EMPLOYEE: yes sir!
BOSS: we r also very keen about truthfullness.there is no mat


bus may rush ki waja se ek larkey ka hath ek borhey ki jaib se ja laga
borha chilaya: KIA KAR RAHEY HO?
larka(seham kar): MATRIC KAR RAHA HON.


BIWI NE SOHAR SE KAHA
may 5 minutes ka liyey paros may ja rahi hon
15 minutes bad petheli chulhey se utar lena aur ek ghuntey bad baby ko feeder se dodh pila kar sula dena.may bus ABHI ayi


ek shakish: bhai aj budh hai ya jumarat?
dosra shakish:pata nhi bhai........... may to abhi abhi juma parh kay a raha hon


ek professor apni glasses bhool ayey.bazar may ek notice laga howa dekh kar ek pas kharhey howey admi se daryaft kiya.janab iss notice may kia likha hai
iss admi ne kaha.bud kismati se may bhi ap ki tarha jahail hon

HOPE TO MAKE U SMILE
BUT IF NOT
SO WHT CAN I DO?

Laugh at ur mistakes, but learn from them. Joke over ur troubles, but gather strength from them. Have fun with ur difficulties, but overcome them. Gud Day!

Aftab khan

A Srdar G got promotion from clerk to manager.
He went home and told his wife in a new style ----From today you are going to share your life with a Manager ----

Why can’t Sardar dial 911?
They can not find the eleven on the phone


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“Oh, look at the dead bird.”
Sardar looked skyward and said “where, where?


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