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Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge…?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila…?Ha ha ha ha

once a sardar jee was taking a bath suddnly his friend came and he gave him vioce from out of door and say came out harry up .sardar replyied""main naha raha hon""he said again ""jaldi aa ""so sardar jee came out with out wearing any thing.he suggest him ""yaar kuch pehin to aao""then sardar jee went inside and wear a softy shoes in his feet.

eik old man ko air hostis na thapar mar deya barabar main hoay man na kaha app na us kya kah deya tha jo us na aap ko thapar mar deya old man na kaha main us pucha pashab ki jaga kahain ha us na kaha peshay main na kaha hamaray zamanay main to aagay hoti thi

Train station say chal pari to achanak kuch sikh doortay hoey station may dakhil hoey or train per charnay k liye saath saath baghna shoro ker diya. Achanak aik sikh nay jump lagaey or train per chehr gaya. Loogon nay khoob daad dee...wah wah sardar jee kamal ker dita jee...kaya door lagai or kaya jump lagaey....Sardar jee nay haanptay hoey kaha....Laanat paijoo je kamal tay...jinah noo chadan aayan saan o ta thaley e reh gaee....ha ha ha ha...ufff

aik jaga show ho raha tha. ka jo sab sa ziadda bholey gha us ko aik bike miley ghi.(1) atha ha or bholta ha ka maney aik dafa itna bhoola tha ka mari masi ki bati mar gai (2)atha ha or bholta ha ka aik dafa maney itna bhola ka mari sass mar gai (3)atha ha or khamosh rahta ha. sab khamosh rahtey ha ka ab kuch bholey gha par nahin bholta kampiar bholta ha ka bahi kuch to bhoolo to (3)banda bholta ha 15minute sa bhool raha app na nahin suna ...sab ka moooo khool jatey ha ......very bad..

there once was a woman who had a puupy named kuch kuch one the the lady was havung abath and her puppy ran outside the lady ran after her puppy forgeeting to get dressed one her way finding her puppy the lady meets a pattan and the lady says to the pattan bhai app neh mere kuch kuch dekha the pattan replies behen me neh kuch kuch kiya sab kuch dekha

Aik daffa aik bacchi apni teacher se kehti hai ""Miss Miss Kya main maan ban sakti hoon"" Teacher:-Nahi beta abhi to aap bohat choti ho aap maan nahi ban sakti"" Is per aik larka jo kareb hi khara hota hai larki say kehta hai main ne nahi kaha tha kuch nahi ho gaa.

ek(one)larki hootee hai oss kai kuttay(dog) ka nam(name)kuch kuch ho ta hai.to woo ek(one)dafa nah(bath)rahee thee oss ka kutta(dog)kuch!kuch jo hoota hai woo kho jaa ta hai.woo 1 ghaar mai bhagee bhagee nangee(without clothes)gaiee whoo pochtee hai k app nai mera kuch!kuch daikha hai woo khata hai k mai nai app ka kuch!kuch nai sub kuch dekha hai...lolololololol hzhhahahhah eamiladress=dilawer_dada@hotmail.com

ayk bacaynay mastar sahyb say pocha sir koi choti si kahane sonay ostad nay kaha ayk ta raja ayk thee rani dono margay khatam kahani hahahhhhkaysa maza aaya may enail@ black_cobra_durrani@yahoo.com