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Goli Maaro Wafa Ko,
Baat Karo Asool Ki !!
“D_G”
Apnay Dil Mein Jaga Do,
Ya Niklo Hamaray Dil Se..b

Unki baanhon ko Jannat…
Aur Unki baaton
ko Mannat samjha…
Kitne Masoom aur Nadaan the Hum Jo
unke PYAAR ko Haqeeqat Samjha…

Pappu ko Heart ki bimari thi…
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Doctor ne namak na khane ki salah di..
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Pappu ki biwi hamesha pappu khayal
rakhne lagi..
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Pappu bhi bahot sawdhani rakhne
laga..
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Samay pe khana,
sona, uthna, dr. ki batai exercise
karna, khane mein namak bilkul na
lena,
regular aur samay pe dawayi lena..
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Par achanak ek din subah wo pappu
bathroom ke darwaje pe mara hua
mila..
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Sab hairan the ki itni sawdhani ke
baad aisa kaise ho gaya..??
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Post martam ki report aayi to pataa
chala..
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Uske Toothpaste mein ‘Namak’ tha…
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Kya aapke toothpaste mein
namak hai.. ??
from COLGATE ACTIVE SALT.. :-D

Kam Yaad Kro Us ko Agr Jeena Hai Kuch Din
Yeh Alfaaz Mujhy Tabeeb Ne Haath Jorr K Kahy.......'[]'

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