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Aap ko ijazat hai rooth jane ki
Hum ko aadat hai SMS se manane ki
Aap jawab agar na do gay hamare SMS ka
Hum had kar dain gay MISSBELL se satane ki

Thukra ke usne mujh ko,
kaha muskuraane ko!
Main hansh diya kyon ki ,
sawal uski khushi ka tha.
Maine khoya woh jo mera tha hi nahi,
Usne khoya wo jo sirf usee ka tha..

Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera
operation dobara karna paray ga.
Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves
teray andar hi reh gaye hain.

Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do.
Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.

If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.

waqat noor ko be noor kr deta hai
thoray se zakham ko nasoor kr deta hai
koon chahta hai apnoon say door rehna
lekin waqat sb ko majboor kr deta hai

Pehlay Baahon me Lena

Phr Seene Se Lagana

Phr Methi Methi Baty Krna

Phr Khoob Kiss Krna

Phr Bister Pr Litana


Kita Mushkil hay
Bacchon ko Sulana

Main Apni Chahat Ko Shehr Mein Ruswa Nahi Karta
Muhabbat Main Bhi Karta Hon, Magar Chaarcha Nahi Karta,

Jo Mujhsy Milny Aa Jye, Main Uska Dil Sy Khadim Hun,
Jo Uth K Jana Chahay Main Usay Rokha Nahi Karta..

waqat noor ko be noor kr deta hai
thoray se zakham ko nasoor kr deta hai
koon chahta hai apnoon say door rehna
lekin waqat sb ko majboor kr deta hai

Auro ko dikhaane ke liye hansta hu main
Gam ko bhoolane ke liye hansta hu main
Mere hansne ki hakeekat ko kya samajhogi
Khud ko bhoolane ke liye hansta hu main