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Aap ka blood group kiya hai?

Jaldi fone kar k batao

Shaitaan ki tabiyat bohat nazuk hai

Doctor ne kaha hai k sirf rishty daar ka khoon chahiye

Tere Dar pe, Arz kiya hian ki

tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,

tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,

Ghanti bajayengey aur bhaag jayengey.

husband:ager tum mari gain to main pagal ho jaonga
wife:dosri shadi to nahen karo gey?
husband:pagal ka kia bharosa vohto kuch bhi kar sakta he

Quid-e-Azam bhi chale gay
Liaqat Ali Khan bhi chal basey
Allama Iqbal bhi rukhsat ho gay
Sar Syyed bhi dunya se kooch kar gay
Ab meri tabiat bhi kuch theek nahi rehti
Pata nahi iss mulk ka kiya bane ga…

Haseeno ne haseen banke gunah Kiya,
auronko to theek, humko bhi tabah kiya
pesh kiya gazhlon mein jab unki bewafaiee ko,
auron ne to theek unhone bhi WAH WAH kiya

Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo,
Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,
Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo

maine tyjse payaar kiyaa laila samaj ker
tere baap ne muje pita tabla samaj ker

miss joly kafi arsey se aik achi farm main job kar rahi thi.inn ke daftar main aur bhi satthi thay.lakin mr.James ,mr .Thomsan,aur mr .Brown miss joly se shadi karna chahtey thay.aik din miss joly ko akharkar apni shadi ke liye mashwarey ki zaroorat par gai.soocha kion na computer se mashwara kiya jaye.takey uss main ghulti ka koi ehtamal nah ho.""mr. Brown mery satth shadi ke liye kaisay hain""computer ne kaha.""ghair munasib"" acha ""mr. james"" bilkul nahi. tu phir""mr. thomsan mery liye kaisay rahain gay.""sawal hi nahi paida hoota"".akhir main miss joly ne kaha.""main phir kis se shadi karoo"".""MAIN MAR GIYA HOON KIYA""computer ne jawab diya.

2 admi train mein safer ker rahey theh kafi der ki khamoushi ke baad ek ne dosrey se kaha apna tarof tu karaoo ye suntey hi dosra ghaib hu gaya kiun ke wo JIN tha.

Pakha Chalda hawa daynda...pakha chalda hawa daynda...nahi chalda tay nahi daynda:D
hhehehehee

Ikk bachay ki mosal sal nakk bha rahi thi os
kay kareeb ikk anti karee os ko dakh rahi thi.anti nay bachay say kha kiya tumharay pass romal hay to bachay nay kha kay ami nay kha tha kisi ko dayna nahi.

Tumko Dekha To Khayal Aaya
Tumko Dekha To Khayal Aaya
Ki Paglon K Stock Main Naya Maal Aaya

-----------Smile Please----------

Aankhon se Tootte hai sitaare to kya huwa
Chalte nahi wo saath hamare to kya huwa

Toofaan ki zad mein azm mere saath saath tha
Kashti ko mil sake na kanare to kya huwa

Tanhayion ne mujh ko gale se laga liya
Wo ban sake na Dilse hamare to kya huwa

Sau hausle hamare qadam choomte rahe
Kuchh be sukoon raat guzare to kya huwa

Manzil bhi, kaarwan bhi, musafir bhi khud raha
Saathi bane na Hamare chaand sitaare tho kya huwa....?

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Ek larki ek larke se shart lagati he ke tum mujhe kiss nahin kar sakte
larka:ok\tum eri baat suno.kaan lao
larki kaan age karti hai to larka
larki ko kiss kar leta hai

Hont se hont milte hain tu kya huta hai??
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kitna ganda sochte ho kuch nai bus moo band huta hai

Arz kiya hai...

Ek Bewafa ko Na aye Hamari Wafa Ka Yaqeen


Ek Bewafa ko Na aye Hamari Wafa Ka Yaqeen

Humne kaha Hum Mar Jayengy,,

Aur Uss Ne kaha..

Ameen