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Quaidabad,malir, kalaboard, airport,colony gate, . natha khan aur aur aur agar time milay tou kal baqi ilaqoo k bhi gatter saff kardena..!!

ACH MAINU AA GAYI GUM KHAN DI,
HOLI HOLI RO KE JI PARCHAUN DI,
CHANGA HOYA TU PARAYA HO GAYA,
MUK GAYI CHINTA TAINU APNAUN DI.

ACH MAINU AA GAYI JAACH GUM KHAN DI,
HOLI HOLI RO KE JI PARCHAN DI,
CHANGA HOYA TU PARAYA HO GAYA,
MUK GAYI CHINTA TAINU APNAN DI.

JACH MAINU AA GAYI GUM KHAN DI,
HOLI HOLI RO KE JI PARCHAUN DI,
CHANGA HOYA TU PARAYA HO GAYA,
MUK GAYI CHINTA TAINU APNAUN DI.

JACH MAINU AA GAYI GUM KHAN DI, HOLI HOLI RO KE JI PARCHAUN DI, CHANGA HOYA TU PARAYA HO GAYA, MUK GAYI CHINTA TAINU APNAUN DI.

Munna Bhai: a Circut bapu bole to gandhi ji kapre kyoin nahi pehnte the?
Circut: bhai bole to bapu bhi us time ke salman khan the

aik dafa aik khan sahab..pathan panjaabi or baloach mai muqaabla huwa...muqaabla ye tha kai teeno aik saath shaadi karain gai..deekhna ye hai kaii kis kai betay ka pate(tond)sab sai bara nikalta hai....bachoon ki pedaish ka dinaaya...sab say pehlay panjaabi kay kamrai sai nurse bahir aaye or ghabrakar kehnay lagi..--chodhri sahab aap ka beta huwa hai jis ka pate abhi sai 6 inch bahir hai...chodhrii bara khush huwa..baloach ki baree aaye to nurse nai itilah di kai sayein aap kai beta ki tond aik foot ki hai....wo bara khush huwa or moonchooon ko tao denay laga...jab khan sahab ki baree aaye to nurse paseenai mai nahaye huwi bahir aaye or kehnai lagi--KHAN SAHAB WAAISAY TO AAP KI TOND PEDA HUWI HAI MAGAR US KAI SAATH AIK BACHA BHI LAGA HUWA HAI...HAHAHA.

A man said to other at partition time all was well other then Kashmir.Sikhs were in India and khan(Pathans)were sent to Pakistan ha ha ha .

tum na majuy dil dia dil dare sumje kaer
mane tujay pake daia naswar sumje kaer

ekk martaba ekk khan bhai frizer kharidney jatey hain woh dukan dar ko khatey hain k yeh frizer kitney ka hai who khata hai hum phatano ko nahi detey
khan bhai doosrey din bhas badal kur jatey hain aur poochtey hain yeh frizer kitney ka hai who phir bolta hai hum pathano ko nahi detey to khan bhai us sey pochtey hain k yaar tum ney hum ko pahchana kaisey to dokandar bolta hai k app almari ko frizer kah rahey hain.

AIK KHAN SAHAB MURGHI PAKER KE LATEY HAIN WHO USEY PINJREY MAIN BAND KERTY HAIN WHO PEECHEY SE NIKAL JATI HAY WHO PHIR BAND KERTY HAIN PHIR PEECHEY SE NIKAL JATI HAY PHIR BAND KERTEY HAIN PHIR PEECHEY SE NIKAL JATI HAY UNHAIN GUSSA AA JATA HAY WHO US KO KAT KE KHA JATEY HAIN WHO PHIR PEECHEY SE NIKAL JATI HAY

eik khan sahab eik dafa jahaz main safar kar rahay hotay hain unhain ulti ho jati hay to unhain dekh kar sab musafir ulti kar nay lagtay hain thori der main air hostes aakar khan sahab say kahti hay ut
lti to app ko ho rahi thi to khan sahab nay jawab main nay ulti ki in sub ko bura laga main nay wapas pe li.

aik khan sahab jahaz main safar kar rahay hotay hain un kay sath karchi ka aik sath batha hota hain us sath ko padh ata ha tu wo khan ki waja say padh aahista aahista marta hay khan us kay pad ki awaz sun lata ha tu us ko gali dayna lug jata haa ka khabees ka bacha saray pad ka tuta tota kar deya

aik dafa ka zikar hai k aik pathan kisi k ghar gaya door pe knock kia ander se awaz i k kon hai kaha bahadur khan , phir poocha gaya k bap k kia nam hai kaha k delair khan ,phir poocha gaya k dada ka kia nam hai kaha k sher khan phir awaz i k to bahar kiun kharay ho jawab mila k ji aap k darwazay pe kuta betha hai

munna bhai-e circut bapu bole to gandhi ji kapre kyoin nahi pehnte the?

circut- bhai bole to bapu bhi us time ke salman khan the!!


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Man: khan sahib ap hamesha topi kiyoo pehenty hen???
Pathan: oye khana kharab tum ko pata nahi ke agar pehly se topi na pehny
Tu log kahengy khan ko kisi ne topi pehnadi is liye apni pehen ke aye hen?.

Angraiz pathan say .whats ur name?
pathan says OMER DARAZ KHAN.
Angraiz says whats mean of ur name?
Pathan soch k Long life khan

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