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Dosti Karo colleg wali se,payr karo office wali se.programme karo padoswali se,ankh ladao sali se,love karo dil wali se,aur mar khao GHARWALI se,hahahahhahahahhah

tare cherey ki kya tareef karo tere bandar jaisa moo
tere zulfoon ki kya tareef karo tere eak eak baal pe joon

HE:Andar gaya?
SHe:Han gaya,Ab yahan dalo
He:dal DIa
SHe:Bohot tight hai.
He:dhire dhire loose ho jaye ga.
SHe:ok.









He:Madam Ka SAndal PAck Karo;)


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Aik Jatt Jis Ki Mooch Baldar Hoti Hai. Pishawar Jata Hai.Wahan Pathanon Ki Moochein Seedhi Hoti Hein.Us Ko AIk pathan sarak per rok leta hai aur kehta haikocha mooch neeche karo.to woh kehta hai ke nahin karta kya kar lo ge. woh kehta hai ke mein tumhein goli maar doon ga. jatt kehta hai ke maar de goli. pathan ke paas time nahin hota.us ko kehta hai ke tum kal hum ko yahin milna hum kal tum ko goli maron ga. agle din phir us ke paas time nahin hota phir chala jata hai. teen chaar din aise hi hota hai. aik din jatt poochta hai ke kya mazaaq hai. goli maarni hai to maar nahin to dafa ho.patha kehta hai ke pathan log sochta nahin haigoli maar deta haimagar hum soche ga .ghar ja kar sochta hai ke agar hum ne us jatt ko goli maar di to police hum ko phansi per charha de gi. humare biwi bache yateem ho jayein ge.hum unki yeh haalat nahin dekh sakta. uthta hai aur pehle un ko goli maarta hai. agle din jatt ke maathe per gun rakh kar kehta haikocha mooch neeche karo. jatt darr jata hai aur mooch neeche kar deta hai.

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aya




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Who Hai Be Wafa Hai Use Khaber
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Aftab khan

From: Islamabad

Koshish karo k koi tum se na roothay,
Zindagi main apno ka sath na chootay,
Rishta koi bhi ho use aisay nibhao,
K us rishtay ki dor zindagi bhar na totay.


Aftab khan

Dil do kisi nek ko,Pyar karo kisi ek ko...Jab tak sachcha Dilbar na mile,Try karo har ek ko....