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JHOOT, HASAD, Or NA-SHUKRI Aisay KEERAY' Hain Jo RIZQ Ki KUSHADGI Or GHAR Ki KHUSH HAALI Ko Aahista Aahista KhaJatay Hain.

Aik Jhoot Maine Tumse Kaha, Mujhe Nafrat Hai Tumse'
Aik Jhoot Tum Bhi Keh Do, Tumeh Muhabbat Hai Mujhse...

nabi kareem SAWW ne farmaya
jo shakhs muje par amadan jhoot bolay usay chahiye kay wo apna thikana aag me bana le

bukhari / muslim

CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.

CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.

CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na

Ye sarasar jhoot hy k 80 aur 90 , 170 hote hain
FARAaZ. . . . .



Q K
Bachpan Se Hm Ne Sunna Hai.Akkar Bakkar Bambay Bao.
80,90 Poray 100. . . . :-)

A ' u r active
B ' u r best
C ' u r cute
D ' u r dashing
E ' u r excellent
F ' u r always first
G ' u r great
'. sorry Z tak jhoot bolne ki himmat mujh main nahi hai.

Ye sarasar jhoot hai ke 80 aur 90 , 170 hote hain
Faraaz . . .






Kyon Ke
Bachpan Se Hum Ne Sunna Hai . . .
Akkar Bakkar Bambay Bo
80,90 Poray 100.

CURCUIT- bhai bapu ne bola tha ki kabhi jhoot
nahi bolneka, aaj se apun bhi jhoot nahi bolega
MUNNA BHAI- hey curcuit wo sunita ka baap ayela
hai tereko dhoond reyla hai
CURCUIT- bhai usko bolo apun gaon
gaya hai kheti karneko
MUNNA BHAI- par abhi tou tu bola kay
kabhi jhoot nahi bolega
CURCUIT-apun jhoot nahi bolega
par tu tou bol sakta hai na...

itny achee gharee huwa karti thee kay ek martba wo ghari dada nay 2 sal tak nehar main phaink di, or do sal kay baad nikaly to wao chal rahi thee.""
Dosray dost nay kaha, ""yeh konsi bari bat hay, mairy dada nay khud 2 sal tak nehar main guzary they."" pahly dost nay Mazaq uratay howy kaha, ""acha, tumhary dada 2 sal tak nahar m kiya kar rahy thay?"" dosry dost nay kaha, ""tumhary dada ki ghari ko chabi day rahay thay or kiya kar rahay thay.""

aik teacher nai apnai students sai poocha ager main kahoon kai main khoobsooraty hoon tu yeh past ka jumla (word) hoga or ager main kahoon kai main khoobsoorat hoon tu yeh kiya hoga aik student nai jawab diya safaid jhooot
well its not funny at all

So Sweet is ur SMILE,
So Sweet is ur STYLE,
So Sweet is ur VOICE,
So Sweet is ur EYE,
see .......how Sweetly I Lie.
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har khushi aap ki taraf morr doun, aap k liye chand taare torr doun, khushion k sab darwaze aap k liye khol doun, itna kafi hai ya 2, 4 Jhoot aur bool doun ?

Ek tum ho jo etnay pyaray ho ek tum ho mjo etnay achay ho ek tum ho jo etnay sundar ho ek tum ho jo chand jasay ho,Aur ek main hoon jo Etna jhoot bolay ja raha hoon.
Abu Huraira Salar
mob:. 0301-3715044

3 choihay apnay apnay jhoot suna rahay thay. aik: mainay zehrela gosht kha lia lakin mujhay kuch nai hua, dosra: mainay tiktiki se paneer nikal ker kha lia aur bach gaya, teesra: meri aaj Billi ke sath Date hai ........mai chala.. Only Msg, Noreen mushtaq. 03215445459