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once a sardar jee was taking a bath suddnly his friend came and he gave him vioce from out of door and say came out harry up .sardar replyied""main naha raha hon""he said again ""jaldi aa ""so sardar jee came out with out wearing any thing.he suggest him ""yaar kuch pehin to aao""then sardar jee went inside and wear a softy shoes in his feet.

one sardar jee was not sleeping with her wife these days because some where he came to know that it is not good to sleep with a married woman.

aik dafa sardar jee rail gari main saffer kar rahay thae kuch dair badd un ko bath room janna para ,kafi dair badd niklay tu lugoun nay pucha kay kia baat hai buhat dair laga dee tu sardar jee nay kaha kay yar kee dasan meer ghari kamod chay deg pai tu logoun nay kaha kay sardar jee (ZANJEER) khanchni thee na tu sardar jee nay kaha kay main toanoo koi pagal lagdan , main (5) panj vary (ZANJEER)khchi tay panj vari pani niklia

aik sardar jee aik khatoon ko cycle per leja rahe thei dusray sardar jee un se khetain o sardar jee mehbooba ko leke kithe ja rahe ho?
sardar jee khetain hein oye mehbooba hogi teri meri to behn hai

EIK SARDAR SAHAB FLAT KA 12TH FLOOR PER RAHTE THA eik din eik aadmi bhaggta hua aaya aur zor se bolla BANTA DINGH BANTA SINGH TERI BETI MAR GAYE BANTA SINGH NA US TAK JALD AZ JALD POHANCNE KA LIYE KHIRKI SE CHALAANG LAGA DI JAB WOH GIRTE GIRTE 9TH FLOOR TAK POHANCHE TO UNE YAAD AAYA KA ""YAAR MERI TO KOPI BETI HI NAHI HAI""JAB WOH 6TH FLOOR PER POHANCHE TO UNE YAAD AAYA KA UN KI TO AB TAK SHADI HI NAHI HOI THI AUR JAB WOH 3RD FLOOR TAK POHANCHE TO CHEIKH KER BOLE""OH YAAR YA BANTA SINGH KON HAI""AUR PEHLE MANZIL PER POHACNE AUR MAR GAYE

Once a sardar jee meets a woman on the street, askes her out, woman said"" I am on my menstrual cycle"", sardar Jee replied, no problem makhna, u proceed in ur manstrual cycle, i-ll follow u in my Honda accord.

aik dafa eik sardar,musalman,english aeroplane mein jaatey hoi gandi baatein kar rahay hotay hain to air hostess un ko mana karti hai woh mana nahin hotay to air hostess un say bahar janay ko kehti hai sab sey pehlay sardar jee bahar nikaltey hain to dhoti phool jaati araam say neechay jaatey hain phir musalman ki qamees phool jati hai woh bhi araam say neechay utarta hai english nay pent coat pahna hota hai woh tezi say neechay jata or sardar jee kay pass say guzarta hua kehta hai ""i am winning!i am winning!"" sardar jee say raha nahin jata woh wazan mein ziada hotey hain dhoti utartey hain or tezi say neechay girtey hain or english kay pass say guzartey huay kehtey hain ""now i am winning!now i am winning""

Ek dafa Ek Sikh Sardar Jee train me safer kar rahe they.Rastey mey ek aurat ne ap se bari jaldi mein phoocha key ""Sardar jee pishab karne de jaga te dasso"" Sardar Jee bole ""nahi pheley tusi dasoo""

aik Jaga Kuch Log Sar Jee Kee Pitai Karahe Hotay Hain magar Sardar jee Zor Zor Say Hanstay Jatey Hain , Log Jama Hotay hain aur Sardar jee say aik shuks Kheta hai kay Sradar Jee Tun Pagal Tau Nahee , Kay Yeh Log Tujhey Mar Rahey Hain Aur Tun Hansai Jarah Hai,
Sardar Jee XZor Say Hanstay Huvay Jawab Daytay Hain Kay Pagal Main Nahee Pagal Tau Yeh Log Hain, Kyoon Kay Main Woh Admi Hee nahi Jisay Yeh Marna Chahtay Hain