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har sal hum kuch sochtey hein
kabhi tum ko door
kabhi pass patey hein
har sal tumhe kuch naya deney ki try kartey hein
aur sal gift aur dua detey hein
happy new year.

Woh ruthte rahe hum manate rahe,
Unki raahon mein palkein bichate rahe,
Unhone kabhi palat ke bhi na dekha,
Hum ankh jhapkane se bhi katrate rahe...

Iss kadar hum aapko chahte hai kay duniya wale dekh kar jal jate hain, U tou hum sab ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hain

Jis Ne Kiya Tha Hum Se Vaada Ehd-E-Wafa Nibhaane Ka,
Wo hi Keh Gayi Aaj Mujhe Bhool Jaane Ka,
Bhule Se Bhi Hum Ne Agar Bhula Diya Us Ko,
Rula De Ga Humein Wo Andaaz Us Ke Muskurane Ka...

Yaadon mein hum rahen ye ehsaas rakhna,
Nazaron se dur par dil ke paas rakhna,
Ye nahi kahte ke sath raho,
Dur sahi par humen yaad rakhna...

Yaad hum bhi aapko karte hain,
yaad aap bhi hame karte hain,
fark itna hai hum yaad ane par sms karte hain
aur aap sms ane par yaad karte hain.

Todna hota tou rishta hum na banate,
Umeed nahi hoti tou hum sapney na sajaate.
Aitbaar kiye hum apki wafa pe,
bharosa na hota tou dil apke haath mein na thamate.

TUM AAO TOu HUM BHI EID KARAIN
HASRAT HAI TUMHARI DEED KARAIN
TUM AAO TOu HUM BHI EID KARAIN
KEHTAY HAIN EID KI AAMAD HAI
TOU LOG BHI KUCH TAEID KARAIN
TUM AAO TOu HUM BHI EID KARAIN

Nadaani mein hum kise apna samajh beithe
jo dikhaaya uss bewafa ne sapna hum haqeeqat samajh beithe
dekho aaj chod diya hamein usne ek gair ke liye
jisse hum apna humsafar samajh beithe

Yaad aapki na aye aisa hum nahi hone denge..
Dost aap jaisa hum khone nahi denge..
Sharfat se bhejhte rehena humein SMS...
Varna Hum aapko chain se sone nahi denge....

ayse tarak karo tauluq hum se
k bhole se bhi na aay tera khayal mujhe
aisa do koi jawab palat kar
bhool jain sare sawal mujhe
aisa ab k guzra hijir ka saal
yaad aya na koi visaal mujhe

Hum se khushnaseeb hai woh chaey ki piyali
jo subah subah choom laiti hai tere honton ki laali

Rehte hain dour tou kya hua hum juda tou nahin,

Baat nahin kar saktay tou kya hua hum khafa tou nahi.

Na milna hamari majboori hai yaar,

Par hum bewafa tou nahi.

Bina uske na ji payenge hum,

Uski parchai ban k zindagi bitayenge hum,

Dour jane ki mujhse sochna bhi mat,

Uske itna sochne se hi mar gaye hain hum.

Aap ke JaanNisaar Hum bhi hain
Aashiq-e-Dil figaar, Hum bhi hain
Dard kahta hai, Mujhse tanhaiyo mein
Tum na ghabrao, Yaar saath hum bhi hain

Hamain Logon Nay Lakh Samjhaya Hum Kitnay Pagal Niklay
Jinhain Toot Kar Chaha Wohi Hamaray Dil K Qatil Niklay

Youn hi tanhai main hum dil ko saza dete hain,
naam likhte hain tera likh ker mita detey hain,
yeh soch ker rehne dia armaano ko dil main,
mehman kabi ghar se nikale nahi jate.

Zindagi ki rah main hum dono sath chalain gay.... thora tum chalna, thora main chlun ga,......phir agay chal ker rikshaw kerwa lain gay.

Aap kya jano hum kitna yaad kerte hain, Mano ya na mano her pal feryaad kerte hain, Roz hat likhtain hain cartoon network ko, aur aap ko play kerne ki mang kerte hain.

Hum ager aap se mil nahi paatey,
aisa nahi ke aap hume yaad nahi aatey,
maana ke jan ke sub rishtey nibhaye nahi jatey,
par jo bus jaatey hain dil main woh bhulaey nahi jaatey.

Koi shaam aati hai tumhari yaad lekar
Koi shaam jaati hai tumhari yaad dekar
Hum tou us shaam ke intezaar mey hai
Jo aaye tumhe lekar..!!

Sapno mein aayenge hum sms ki tarah,
dil mein bass jayege hum rington ki tarah.
Pyar hamara kabhi kam na hoga balance ki tarah
par tum busy na rahena network ki tarah...

Hum khushboo ke Soodagar hain
Sooda sacha kerty hain,
Jo gahak phooloon jese ho
Hum bin Damoon Bik jaty hain!
Happy Valentine's Day

Lafz aap do geet hum banayenge. Manzil aap pao rasta hum banayenge. Khushi aap do hasi hum banayenge. Sachhe dost aap banoo Dosti hum nibhayenge…

Hum mitti ka aashiyana banate gaye,
bana bana kar unhe mitate gaye,
hume koi na apna bana saka,
hum har kisi ko apna banate gaye

Duniya kaheti hai hum jiske dost hai vo chand ka 1 tukda hai, par hum kehete hai hamare jo dost hai chand uska 1 tukda hai

hum apkay hain kon
hum apko jantay hi nahin
phir kya hua jan layn gay
usman hai mera nam lo jan gaye

aik dafa aik merasi ka bacha bahir parney chala jata hay jab wo wapas aata hai to marasi us se pooshta hai ke kis se shaadi kra ga .woo keta hai ke choodri ki beeti se to sarre merasi akehta ho kar choodri ke ghar chale jaate hain. bara merasi bat karta hai ke hamera beeta ko aap ki beeti pasand aa gai hai aur woo us se shadi karna acata hai. choodri apne mazaroon ko bulata hai aur khoob marwata hai jab us ke bande mar chuke hoote hain to bara merasi uthta hain aur apni chadar gharh ki krhta hai""te fair choodri sabh usi nahn samjiae"".

aik dafa aik merasi ka bacha bahir parney chala jata hay jab wo wapas aata hai to marasi us se pooshta hai ke kis se shaadi kra ga .woo keta hai ke choodri ki beeti se to sarre merasi akehta ho kar choodri ke ghar chale jaate hain. bara merasi bat karta hai ke hamera beeta ko aap ki beeti pasand aa gai hai aur woo us se shadi karna acata hai. choodri apne mazaroon ko bulata hai aur khoob marwata hai jab us ke bande mar chuke hoote hain to bara merasi uthta hain aur apni chadar gharh ki krhta hai""te fair choodri sabh usi nahn samjiae"".

"" Hum nai tum ko Dhakka day diya ""
""Yeh bhi na Dekha Kon ho Tum""
""magar jub kutt paree tou maloom para""
"" K maray abba jan ho tum ""

"" Abba nai kiya hai yeh faisla ""
"" tum kuch nahi ho chitrol binaa""

Pyar kay deep jalanay walay, kuch kuch pagal hotay hein
apni jaan say janay walay, kuch kuch pagal hotay hein
jaan say pyaray logoon say bhi kuch kuch pardah lazim hai
saari baat batanay walay, kuch kuch pagal hotay hein
for savera (Rawalpindi)

Three PAKISTANIS and three INDIANS are travelling by train to a Cricket match at the World Cup, while in England. At the station, the 3 INDIANS buy a ticket each and watch as the three PAKISTANIS buy just one ticket for them all.

""How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?"" asks one of the INDIANS. ""Watch and learn,"" answers one of the PAKISTANI.

They all board the train. The INDIANS take their
respective seats but all three PAKISTANIS cram into a toilet and close the door behind them.

Shortly after the train departs, the ticket checker
comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the
toilet door and says,"" Ticket please."" The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The ticket checker takes it and moves on. The INDIANS see this and agree that it was quite a clever idea.

So after the game, they decide to copy the pakistani
style on the return trip and save some money. When
they get to the station, they buy one ticket for there on the return trip. To their astonishment, the
PAKISTANIS don-t buy ticket at all !!!

How are you going to travel without a ticket?"" says
one perplexed INDIANS. ""Watch and learn,"" answers a PAKISTANI. When they board the train the three INDIANS cram into one toilet and soon after the three PAKISTANIS cram into another nearby toilet. The train departs.

Shortly afterwards, one of the pakistani leaves the
toilet and walks over to the toilet where the INDIANS are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, ""Ticket please.""
The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges
with a ticket in hand. The PAKISTANI takes the ticket and goes back into his toilet....lolz


ey o ey o ey o aaaaa! hey koi hum jaisaa

aik dafa aik sikh aik dookaan main jata hai jis kay baray main ye mashoor hoota hai kay wahaaan say dunya ki haar cheez milltee hai.. wahaan ja ker wo aik tv deekhta hai usay wo bara pasand aata hai wo salesman say poochta hai ""ye tv kitnay ka hai?"" to salesman jawab daita hai ""hum sikhoon ki tv nahi bachtay"".. usay bohat ghussa aata hai.. wo ye sooch laita hai tay wo yahee tv lay ker hee rahay ga.. to aglay din wo bhais badal ker jata hai aur poochta hai ""ye tv kitnay ka hai?"" to phir salesman jawab daita hai ""hum sikhoon ko tv nahi bachtay"" wo bohat hairaan hoota hai kay usay doosray roop main bhee salesman nay pehchaan lia .. aglay din wo clean shave kerta hai aur baloon ki bhee cutting kerwa daita hai aur phir usee dukaan main ja ker poochta hai ""ye tv kitnay ka hai?"" too salesman phir yahee jawab daita hai ""hum sikhoon ko tv nahi bachtay""... ab to wo pakka faisla hee ker laita hai kay wo ye tv lay ker hee rahay ga.. to aglay din wo aik aurat kay roop main burka pehan ker jata hai aur poochta hai ""ye tv kitnay ka hai?"" to phir salesman usay yahee jawab daita hai ""kay hum sikhoon ko tv nahi bachtay"" wo tang aa jata hai aur poochta hai akhir tum mujhay har baree kaisay pehchan laitay hooo?? tooo salesman kehta hai jesay app 4 deoon say tv keh rahay hain wo tv nahi washing machine hai!

hum gay saah saaahib ki saaadi main saaikhupuray . saaah saaahib nain saaamiyaanoon kay nichaay bithaaa kar sakar ka saarbat pilaa kar ooper se palaaa di saraaab , phir de pisaaab pe pisaaab de pisaaab pay pisaaaab
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hum rahe ya na rahe pass aye ge kal
kal soche kia lambi si hay biwi
kal mil jaye to mar jaye ge hum sub
chamke ge aisay biwi kay chambey
hogi apni shamat....
hum rahe ya na rahey yaad aye ge ye pal

SABSE CLEVER KOUN TUM ,SABSE SMART KOUN TUM ,SABSE STRONG KOUN TUM,IN SABSE SE JYADA KOUN HUM ,LEKIN DUNIYA MAINS ABSE ACHE DOST KOUN HuM tuM

MAIN PAGAL MEHBOOB DEY PICHAY ,
MEHBOOB PAGAL OS DEY PICHAY,
OH PAGAL KISAY HOR DEY PICHAY ,
ASI SARAY E PAGAL A G G A Y... P I C H A Y
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Bekhudi ki zindagi hum jiya nahin karte,
Jaam doosron se cheen kar hum piya nahin karte,
Unki mohabbat hai to aakar izhaar karein,
Peecha hum bhee kisi ka kiya nahin karte
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Agar hum na hote to ghazal kaun kehta,
Tera chehra ko phir Kanwal kaun kehta,
Yeh sara karishma hai chahat ka warna,
Kise makbare ko mehal kaun kehta.



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Duryoun kin na parwah kiya kijiye,
Dil jab bhi pukare bula lijiye,
Hum door ziada nahi aap se,
Bus apni aankhoun ko palkhoun se milalijiye.



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Agar Ham Dost Hotey

To Karam Ki Inteha Kartey

Tumhen Palkon Pey Rakhtey Ham

Tumhen Dil Men Basatey Ham

Agar Tum Rooth Jaatey To

Tumhen Kitna Manatey Ham

Jo Milney Tum Nahi Aatey To

Aa kar Khud Tumhen Miltey

Tumhari Laghzishon Ko Bhi

Hansi Main Ham Ura Detey

Agar Apni Khata Hoti

To Khud Ko Bhi Saza Detey

Magar Ye Sab Jabhi Hota

Agar Ham Dost Hotey To

Magar Itna Hi Jana Hey

K Tum Ney Aaj Tak Ham Ko

Paraya Keh Kar Jana Hey

Kabhi Hamdam Naa Mana Hey

Agar Ham Dost Hotey To.......






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Hum to pehle sa hi aap ke hain sanam,
Kya zarurat hai hame aazmane ki,
Yaad na karo to koi gham nahi,
Par khawahish na karma kabhi hame bhool jaane ki.


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Hum kasay pagel hotay thay

Ek phool ko chonay ki khater

Kantoon say zakhmi hotay thay

Jo phool jholi main aa girta

Ussay choonay say dar jatay thay

Hum kasay pagel hotay thay

K dhondaly aaeinoon main apna

Hum aks sa dhoonda kertay thay

Aor kirchayan chatkhay aaeinoon ki

Muthi main daba ker rakhtay thay

Hum kasay pagel hotay thay

Jab sadak pay chalna hota tha

Hum kashti lay ker chaltay thay

Aor beech bhanwar janay k liyey

Hum padel nikla kertay thay

Hum kasay pagel hotay thay

Jab barish barsa karti thi

Hum chatri main chup jatay thay

Aor jalti dhoop main nangay sir

Hum chatt par uchla kertay thay

Hum kasay pagel hotay thay

Jab pass woh bohat hota tha

Hum uss ko dekh na saktay thay

Jab woh door chala jata tha

Hum aahat uss ki suntay thay

Hum kasay pagel hotay thay

Jab sari dunya soti thi

Hum chand say khela kertay thay

Jab sari dunya jag utthti thi

Hum thak ker so jatay thay

Hum kasay pagel hotay thay

Hum kasay pagel hotay thay

Hum aaj b wasay pagel hain

Hum aaj b wasay pagel hain



Bas ici baat pay hai hum sey khafa gardish e waqt
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Aankhon mei arman diya karte hain hum,
Sab ki neend chura liya karte hain hum,
Ab se jab jab aap ki palke jhapken gi,
Samajh lena tab tab aap ko yaad kiya karte hain hum.


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Wo jo sath chore jain wo hum nahi.
Wo jo badnaam kar jain wo hum nahi.
Wo jo dukh dae jain wo hum nahi.
Wo jo tumhain bhool jain wo hum nahi.
Tum nahi tu kuch bhi nahi.


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ek tum ho jo iTNi acchi ho,
ek tum ho jo kitni pyaari ho,
ek tum ho jo kitni sundar ho,
ek tum ho jo chand sitare ho,
Aur ek hum hain, jo jooth boley jaa rahey hain...



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luvers plan 2 suicide,
boy jumped first,
gurl close her eyez nd return back,sayinLUV IS BLIND,
boy in air,opened his parachute sayingLUV NEVER DIES;)

har phool juda juda hain magar shakh juda nahi.
hum tun juda juda hain magar dil juda nahain.

HUM HO GAYE AAPK BUHT SOACHY K BAD,,,
AB KIS KO DEKHEN APKO DEKHNY K BAD,,,
DUNYA CHOOR DY GY AAP KO CHOORNY K BAD,,,,
BAS AALLHA MAFE KARY ITNA CHOOT BOOLNY K BAD ,,,,
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Ek lardke ne uske pappa se pucha: Pappa aap kahan paida hua the?
Pappa: Main Banglore main paida hua tha.
Phir lardke ne pacha pappa se: Mummy kahan paida hui theen?
Pappa ne jawab diya: Woh Hyderabad mein hui theen.
Phir se lardke ne pucha: Main kahan paida hua tha???
Pappa: Tum baita Delhi main paida hua the.
Phir bache ne pocha (masoomiyat se): Phir hum mile kaise???

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Sooch kar mainay chuuni hay aakhri aram gahh
Main tha matti aur mujhay matti ka ghar acha laga

Manziloon ki baat chhodo kisnay payee manzilein
Ik safar achha laga ik hum safar achha laga
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Hum itne sweet nahi, ki diabeties hojaye! na itne salty ki, B.P. badha jaye!! na itane testy ki maza aajaye, Par itne Karwe bhi nahi ki Yad na aye
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Ye arzoo nahi k kisi ko satain hum
Na tammana ki k kisi ko rulain hum
Per dua hai us Rab se k jisko jitna yaad krte hain
Usko utna yaad ain hum...