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Motiyon mein piroyay huay sapno ko tuttay dekha
Maut ko bhi maine kaphi nazdeek se dekha
Apne ko aaj maine beganaa hote dekha
Mehboob ko bhi pal mein bewafaa bante dekha

teray backhshay huay gham ka karishma hai ke
ab jo bhi gham milta hai, mayaar se kam milta hai!

Mukhtalif biwian apnay shohron se lartay huay

Pilot ki biwi: zyada mat uro samjhay.
Teacher ki biwi: mujhe mat sikhao ye school nahee.
Dentist ki biwi: dant tor kar hath me do doongi.
Doctor ki biwi: tabyat durust kardoongi.
MBA ki biwi: Mind your own business.
CA/ACCA/CFA/ICMA/CIMA shakhs ki biwi: pehlay paas to karlo budhay/

baap: agar tum is dafa imtehaan mein paas na huay to muje apna abba mat kehna
larka imtehan khatam honay aur result anay kay baad
baap: tumharay result ka kya bana ?
larka: sorry mr. joseph

doctor paga se:
tum pagal huay kaisay
pagal: mein ne aik bewa se shadi ki us ki jawan beti se mere baap ne shadi ki aur baap mera damad ban gaya youn meri wo beti meri maan ban gai aur uss kay ghar beti hui wo meri behan bangai mein uski nani ka shohar tha iss liye wo meri nawasi bhi hui iss tarah mera beta apni dadi ka bhai ban gaya aur mein apnay baitay ka bhanja...

dotor: uth kuttay kay bachay tu mujhe bhi pagal kardega

Guzray Huay Taweel Zamanay Kay Baad Bhi
Dil Main Raha Woh Choar Kay Janay Kay Baad Bhi

Pehlu Main Reh Kay Dil Nay Dia Hai Bohat Faraib
Rakha Hai Us Ko Yaad Bhulanay Kay Baad Bhi

Qurbat Kay Baad Aur Bhi Qurbat Ki Talash
Dil Mutmain Nahin Hai Teray Aanay Kay Baad Bhi

Go Tu Yahan Nahin Hai Mager Tu Yahen Pe Hai
Tera Hi Zikar Hai Teray Janay Kay Baad Bhi

Lagta Hai Kuch Kaha Hi Nahin Hai Ussay Adeem
Dil Ka Tamam Haal Sunanay Kay Baad Bhi

Kisey Pukarain Hum Is Hujoom-e-Gham Main
K Sub Hi Hamaray Aazamaye Huay Hain

Tum Hi Ne Humain Kar Dia Tanha
Warna Hum To Taalluq Nibahye Huay Hain

Dheemay Dheemay Aansoo Dil Se Girte hain
K Hum Apna Gham Sub Se Chupaye Huay Hain

Un Shano Tak Ab Rasai Na Rahi
Jin Shano Pe Aansoo Bahaye Huay Hain

Hum Karain Ab Kisi Per Kaisay Bharosa
K Zamane Se Dhokay Khaye Huay Hain

Khushion Se Bhi Ab To Lagta Hay Darr
Is Qadar Zakham Hum Ne Khaye Huay Hain

Ab Dast-e-Shanasai Na Barhayain Gay Hum
K Zamane Bhar Se Thukray Hue Hain