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usne mujhey hansna sikhaya kaise jeena hai ye samjhaya,
tere sath guzara wo har pal yaad aata hai,

humne jab kiya unse apni mohabbat ka izhar,
to wo sochne lage k kaise karein humse pyar,

wo humari baat ko mazak samajh hans kar reh gaye,
or hum bus unke dost ban kar reh gaye,

ki koshish unko apna banane ki,
kitni hai mohhabat unko batane ki,
har koshish ki yakin dilane ki,
par wo na samjhe takleef is deewane ki,
isliye humne duniya chhor di unke liye,
kyunke hume aadat nahi unhe satane ki,

aaj unhe yakin aaya humara jab hum unke sath nahi hain
kyun mohabbat par yakin uske chale jaane k baad aata hai,...

eak bajha apna dada k pas dhorta howa aaya k dada jaan sandoq mein koi hy muje drata hy dada jaan ne kaha chalo khon hy jo meri phote ko drata hy dada jaan ne sandoq mein dekha uska apna cheera nazer aaya dada jaan ne kaha abe ooh sharam nahi aati jo mere pothe ko draata hy ha ha ha. .

ye jahan gar kabhi hansne ki ijazat deta
dil kay har ek zakham pe gee khol kay hanste.

Hansna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota,
Har musafir zindagi ka sahara nahi hota,
Miltay hain bohat log iss tanha zindagi main,
Par koi doost ap sa accha,piara nahi hota.

aik bar aik andha larka jis ko cycle chalani aati thi or aik hakla larka tha andhe larke ko sabzi or bahre ko doodh lene jana tha lakin dono chezon ki dokan bohat dor thi andha hakle se kehta hi main cycle chalata hoon tum aage beth jaaoo or jab garah aa jaye to mujh ko bata dena woh kehta hai theek hai andha cycle chalani sooro kerta hai samne aik grha aata hi hakla kehta hai ga ga ga ga ga jab woh doono garhe main gir jate hain to woh kehta hai garah aa gaya andha kehta hai abe choop
wirrten by hammad rafique

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in
his room, So he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally Typed wrong e-mail address,
and without realizing his error, he sent the
e-mail.

Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just
returned home from her husband--s funeral. The widow
decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from
relatives and friends.

After reading the first message, she fainted. The
widow--s son rushed into the room, found his mother on
the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I--ve Reached
Date: 2nd June 2004


I know you--re surprised to hear from me. They have
computers here now, and you are allowed to send
e-mails to your loved ones.

I--ve just reached and have been checked in.
I see that everything has been prepared for your
arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas. So he called up the Tourist department and asked them

could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas....

The man at the other end replies One second sir... and Laloo immediately replies thank you and puts the phone down.........

A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine..... His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, What are you doing? The little boy answered, I--m doing my math homework, Mom. And this is how your teacher taught you to do it? the mother asked. Yes, he answered. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, What are you teaching my son in math? The teacher replied, Right now, we are learning addition. The mother asked, And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four? After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four

DO ADMI TEREEN MEIN SAFAR KAR RAHAY HOTAY HAIN AIK DOSRE SE POCHTA HAI K BHAI AAP KHAN PER JA RAHAY HO DOSRA JAWAB DETA HAI K MEIN LAHOR JA RAHA HOON TO PAHLA BHARA HOTA HAI TO WHO KAHTA HAI K MEIN SAMHJA K SHAYAD AAP LAHOR JA RAHAY HO

A SARDAR JI is in the library , he bangs down a book and says:
too boring, too many characters and no story.
LIBRARIAN says : oh! U r the one who took the phone directory away??