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claudia-s husband roberto has been slipping in and out of a coma for several months,
yet his faithful wife stays by his bedside day and night.
One night , roberto motions for her to come closer.
He says, ""When i got fired, you were there to support me.
When my business failed , you were there.
When i got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support.
When my health started to failing, you were still by my side. You know what claudia?""
""what dear?"" she asked gently.
""i think your bad luck.""

Ek larka tha. Usko bathroom jana tha tho wo apne miss ke pas jatha hai or bolta hai,
""Miss me washroom ja sakta hoon?""
Tho Miss bolti hai
""Ye english ka period hai tho english me bholo""
Tho larka bolta hai
""Miss may I go to washroom?""
Tho miss bolti hai yes. Phir urdu ke period me wo larka apne sir ke pas jatha hai or bolta hai
""Sir may I go to washroom?""
Tho Sir bolta hai
""Ye urdu ka period hai, tho urdu mai bholo.""
Tho larka bolta hai
""Sir me washroom ja sakta hoon?""
Tho sir bolta hai yes. Phir music ke perios me, wo larka apne miss ke pass jatha hai or bolta hai\
""Miss me washroom ja sakta hoon?""
Tho Miss bolti hai
""Ye music ka period hai, tho music me bholo""
Tho larka gana gata hai,
""Ayre, Ayre, zore ki pishi aye re""
Tho Miss jawab de thi hai ek gane me,
""Jao re, Jao re, pishi karke aao re""

A man went to the doctor--s. The doctor came in and said, Well, I--ve got some good news and some bad news.
The bad news is that you have an inoperable brain tumor. The good news is our hospital has just been certified to do brain transplants and there has been an accident right out front and a young couple was killed and you can have which ever brain you like.

The man--s brain is $100,000.00 and the woman--s brain is $30,000.00. The patient could not help but ask; Why such a large difference between, the male and the female brain?

The doctor replied, The female brain is used.

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