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Types of Girls ( Computer Humor )

CD-ROM GIRLS

She is always faster and faster.

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EMAIL GIRLS

Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense .

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HARD DISK GIRLS

She remembers everything, FOREVER

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INTERNET GIRLS

Difficult to access

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MULTIMEDIA GIRLS

She make horrible thing look beautiful

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SCREENSAVER GIRLS

She is good for nothing but at least she is fun

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RAM GIRLS

She forget about you, the moment turn her off

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WINDOW GIRLS

Everyone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

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VIRUS GIRLS

Also known as ""wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes, install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don't try you uninstall her you will lose everything.. .

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SERVER GIRLS

Always busy when you need her

Girls misuse it!
models sell it!
photograhers cage it!
doctors advice it!
death freezes it!
artists create it!
thats SMILE!
KEEP SMILING!!

FIFA has decided that GIRLS should be GOALKEEPERS
for the WORLD CUP, because no matter how wide they open,
they never let the balls go in!! Happy world cup.

Girls r special ones created by god...
If u praise her, she thinks u r tell'g lies
If u dont, u r gud 4 noth'g
If she talks, she wants u 2 listen.
If u listen, she wants u 2 talk.
If u tuch her, u r not a gentleman.
If u dont, u not a man.
If u agree 2 all her likes, u r a wimp.
If u dont, u r not understand'g so
Simple yet so complex, so wierd yet so beautiful.
Thats a girl...!

3 girls thi 1 andhi thi dusree lagdi thi aur teesri ke bal nahi the andhi ladki ne bola: wo dekho kitna acha phool hai.
Lagdi wali ne bola: me jake lekar ati hun.
Aur jiske bal nahi the ussne bola: han lekar aaoo me apne balon me lagati hun.

The problems with girls:

Girls,

They-re beautiful(it-s true)
They think they really beautiful(huhhh!??)
They think they-re nice(not really actually)
They-re sensitive(sometimes,who cares,peoples are sick of that)

But,

If guys say you-re pretty.""No,I-m not""
If guys say someone else is pretty,You-ll get jealous
If guys say you-re weak,You-ll say you-re strong(Yelah tuu..)
If guys treat you rough,""Hey,I-m a lady!!""
If guys say you can-t cook,You-ll get angry and but if you cook.......YEAKKKSSSSS(GOD knows)

The fact is

They aren-t always nice
They aren-t always sweet
They aren-t always good
They aren-t always generous
They are dangerous
They are a HEARTSHATTERED
They are a HEARTBREAKER

Do boys really care about what girls think and say about them(guys)?
NO....(and go bullshit yourselves)

Just imagine life without girls.
The result: -
Market silent,
Streets empty,
The police at rest,
All mobile companies in loss,
No SMS,
No flowers,
No valentine,
No candles,
No perfumes,
No travelling
ALL THE MEN DIRECTED TO HEAVEN.


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Young girl while praying to God: - ?Please God, let me marry an intelligent man?.
God replied: - ?That?s impossible, intelligent men don?t get married?.

Haroon

Yes . i want to tell u that i hate all girls. but but but ............not good girls. i think that all girls are not equal but i like only good girls. Achi larkio!!!!! Dunia ki roniq tum say hai. Dunia ki izat tum say hai. Take Care all good girls........

PRINCIPAL :
Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.

JAL PARI :
Monthly paas ka kya lo gay


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Girls misuse it! models sell it! photograhers cage it!doctors advice it!death freezes it! artists create it! tats SMILE! KEEP SMILING!!




Aftab khan

From: islamabad

Girls misuse it!
models sell it!
photograhers cage it!
doctors advice it!
death freezes it!
artists create it!
Guess, what?s that?

It?s SMILE! KEEP SMILING!!


Aftab khan

From: islamabad

PLZ CALL ME FOR FRENDSHIP,MY CONTACT NO IS 03007615872

Reactions of girls when they lost their purse, ? poor girls o my money * rich girls o my debit cards & *beautiful girls ooo god us mein Aftab ki photos thee.............;); );

Thats what Girls think about Boys

If u treat her nice she says yaar mujhe line de raha hai
If u dont she says kitna akarta hai

If u dress nicely she saysmujhay impress karna chata hai
If u dont she says tasteless hai yaar

If u argue wcith her she saysziddi hai
If u sit quietly she saysdumb hai

If u act smarter she--ll lose her brain as u r insulting her
If she acts smarter she think its her right

If u dont love her she saysis ka to pehlay say hi 2,3 larkioon k saath chakar hai
If u love her she sayspeechay hi par gaya hai

If u dont give her a kiss she saystum mujh se serious nahi ho
If u give her a kiss she sayssab ko line deta hoga

If u r skinny she says u shud hv appropriate mass at appropriate places
If u r healthy she says u shud b smart

If u dont tell her ur prob she saysur not honest 2 me
If u do tell to her she says ur a problem child

If u scold her she says you act like a nany giving lecture
If she scolds u she says Yaar, its becuz i care

If u break a promise she says she does not trust u any more
If she breaks she says jan mein majbour thi

If u do good in exams she says qismat ne saath diya warna tum or good marks
If she gets goods mark she saysits my brain

If u hurt her she says u r cruel & dont care of my feelings
If she hurts you she replies u r not understanding

& they claim they r not Hypocrates, Interesting na or yah sub ki sub stupit girls ki sooch hay.

Girl dont angry.


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Attitude of girls:

When a boy sends dirty sms she laughs for 10 minutes, forward dat to her friends n
then replies the boy.

I dont like that kind of sms ok?