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Janay kis kis k ghar gyi ho gi.
Dair tak wo khafa rhay mujhse.
Door tak ye khabr gyi ho gi.
Jis taraf wo safr pe nikla tha .
Sari ronak udhar gyi ho gi.
Ya taluq na nibh ska us sy .
Ya tabiat hi bhr gyi ho gi.
Teri pal bhr ki dilagi' MOHSIN.!
Us ko brbad kr gyi ho gi.

Boy : Namasty G Light Kab Aye Gi?
Wapda Wala: Janab Namasty Q Bola?
Boy: Ap Par Salamati Bejhna Pory Pakistan Walon Sy Ghadari Hay... =P

Aankhain khuli rahain gi toh manzar bhi ayen gay
Zinda hai dil toh aur sitamgar bhi ayen gay

Pehchaan lo tamaam faqeeron kay khadd-o-khaal
Kuch log shab ko bhais badal kar bhi ayen gay

Gehri khamosh jheel kay paani ko yun na chaidh
Cheenthay uday toh teri qaba par bhi ayen gay

Khud ko chhupa na sheesha garon ki dukaan main
Sheeshay chamak rahey hain toh pathar bhi ayen gay

ek dafa ek sardar jee apni bahan ke sath ja rahe the pecha se kassi ne awaz di sardar jee mashok de nal ja re ho.
sardarjee ne jawab dia mashok hoe gi tere meri te bahan wa

aik dafa sardar gi kahin ga rahey thay kay samney gaey(cow)ka gobar para hao
tha. woo soochnay lagey kay yay gobar hai ya mitti
to pehlay wo aagaty barey or soocha kay agar yay gobar hoa to paaon(feet) kharab
ho gaen gay lakin agar mitti hoi to nahin ho gay aur loog mera mazaq uraey gay
to phir aagey barey ungli main thora sa lagya
or chat kar kaha(akh tho:gobar hai,shukar haikai paaon nahin rakh dia)

Aik dafa sardar gi kahin ja rahey thay kay samney gaey(cow)ka gobar para hao
tha. woo soochnay lagey kay yay gobar hai ya mitti
to pehlay wo aagaty barey or soocha kay agar yay gobar hoa to paaon(feet) kharab
ho gaen gay lakin agar mitti hoi to nahin ho gay aur loog mera mazaq uraey gay
to phir aagey barey ungli main thora sa lagya
or chat kar kaha(akh tho:gobar hai,shukar haikai paaon nahin rakh dia)

a larka chowk mein khara hota hai ayk
larky ic kay pass say guzerty hai
larka osy kehta hai
""kiya tehl tehl kar chaltee ho kya kise
ko marr dalo gee thoree see dedo kya ghar mein ja kar is ka achar dalo gee""
laraky ose jwaab dety hai
""kya karoon mary chal hi asy hai ghar
mein ja kar sister ki lelo cheese(thing)
dono ki ek jaisy hai""

Once there a Pakistani a indian a American man and srdar gi were on the ship. The voyage was very nice and after two day ship was in the center of ocean and what happen caption came and said there is too much load on the ship and it cause danger to the ship so every body have to drop some thing.
First American man get up and threw away his diamond watch in the water and said am rich i can buy hundred of thoes.
Second a Indian get up and threw away his golden necklaces and rings in the water saying gold is very cheap on my country .
Third was Pakistani after thinking 10 to 15 minutes he picked up the sardar gi and threw him in water saying they are alot in my country

mula ji se kisi ne pocha;
mula ji akal bari hai ya bahins?
mula ji boley,pehley in dono ki date of birth batao
MARYAM

doston se meri bateen kerti to ho gi

bhloy se mujhy yad kabhi kerti to ho gi

jis tarah tarapta ho tujhy yad kerny se

usi tarah meri yadon main tum merti to ho gi

tiktaki bandhy derwazy ko deekh ker

meri hi dustak ka intazar kerti to ho gi

merjhaye howy phoolon pe a jaye bahar

hath jore yahi dua kerti to ho gi



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Doston se meri bateen kerti to ho gi

Bhloy se mujhy yad kabhi kerti to ho gi

Jis tarah tarapta ho tujhy yad kerny se

Usi tarah meri yadon main tum merti to ho gi

Tiktaki bandhy derwazy ko deekh ker

Meri hi dustak ka intazar kerti to ho gi

Merjhaye howy phoolon pe a jaye bahar

Hath jore yahi dua kerti to ho gi





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