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yeh b tumhari tarha bohat kam sms karta tha
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latka diya hai ab pahnasi par
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ab tera kia ho ga kalia....?

Agar Nazle Aur Khansi
k Saath Saath Namkeen
Balghum b Aa Raha Ho
Tou Thori Cheeni Kh Le'n
Us Se Aap Ko
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Rabri Ka Maza Aaye Ga

(Zubaida Aapa k Lazeez
Totke) =P =D

Wo samne aye to Nazron ko Jhukaa loon ga
Dekhoon ga nahi phir bhi Tasweer bana loon ga

Aana ho to aa jao Ruswayee nahi hogi
Dekhega nahi koi Palkon mai chupa loon ga

Jo Hum per guzarni hai ek bar guzar jaye
Her Gham ki tarha Tujh ko Seene se laga loon ga

Weeran agar Dil ho Aankhon mai Andhera ho
Yaadon ke Diye apni Palkon mai saja loon ga

Manzoor agar hogi Ruswayi Teri Mujh ko
Mai beth ke Sahil se Toofaan utha loon ga

Naraz agar wo hain Mere Nasheman se
Mai apne Nasheman ke Tinkon ko hata loon ga

Kyun Mujh se Khafa ho ker wo Door gaye
Baanhon mai wo aa jayaen mai un ko Mana loon ga

Na Rahe Ga Yeh Sada,
Kuch Hi Din Ka Mehman Hai,
Rahmat Se Bhar Lo Jholiyaan,
Aaya Mah-E-Ramazan Hai..!!
Duaon Main Mujhe Zaroor Yaad Rakhna!!

Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera
operation dobara karna paray ga.
Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves
teray andar hi reh gaye hain.

Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do.
Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.

Kon Tolay Ga Hiroon Mein Ab Hamare Ansoo Faraz ?

Woh Jo Ik Dard Ka Tajir Tha DukaN Chhor gaya

Aik Shakhs Aksar Kehta Main Ghulail Banaon Ga Aur Chirya Maron Ga.
Main Ghulail Banaon Ga Aur Chirya Maron Ga.

Aik Din Usko Pagloon K Dr. K Paas Le Gaye?
Us Ka Ilaaj Hua Aur Wo Theek Ho Gaya.

Phir Us Se Dr. Ne Poocha: Ab Ja K Kia Karo Ge?
Us Ne Kaha: Main Sabse Pehle Shadi Karon Ga.
Dr. Ne Kaha: Buhat Acha Phir?
Mere Bache Honge.
Dr.: Gud Phir?
Un Ki Birthday Par Achi Si Neker Aur Shirt La Kar Dunga.
Dr.: Fine Phir?
Unki Neker Se Lastik Nikalon Ga Phir Ghulail Banaon Ga Aur Chirya Maron Ga :-)

Barish Ki Rim Jhim bhi Kuch Ga Rahi hai...
Betabi Dil Peh Mere Chaah Rahi Hai...
Khusboo Hawa Beete Din La Rahi Hai...
Armano Peh Sitam Ye Dhaa Rahi...
Meri Nazar Mein Koee Aa Rahi Hai...
Shamma Ki Roshini Bhi Ja Rahi Hai...
Teri Yaad Aa Rahi Hai...
Aa Rahi Hai...Aa Rahi Hai...

Bun jaon agar tum sa tumhain kaisa lagay ga
Her pal rahon mein yadoon mein kaisa lagay ga?

Dartey ho jo tum narazgi say meri
ho jaon agar tum say khafa kaisa lagay ga?

Tum pyar mein khud ko ho mitanay pay raazi
Ban jaye agar pyar saza kaisa lagay ga ?

Khud se bhi ziyadah ho yaqeen tum ko agar kisi per
Woh shakhs hi dey jayai dagaa kaisa lagay ga?

Tum aur hi mehfil ka dia ban ker chalo phir
Tanhai milay tum ko sila kaisa lagay ga ?

Wo samne aye tou Nazron ko Jhukaa loon ga
Dekhoon ga nahi phir bhi Tasweer bana loon ga

Aana ho tou aa jao Ruswayian nahi hongi
Dekhega nahi koi Palkon mai chupa loon ga

Jo Hum per guzarni hai ek bar guzar jaye
Her Gham ki tarha Tujh ko Seene se laga loon ga

Weeran agar Dil ho Aankhon mai Andhera ho
Yaadon ke Diye apni Palkon mai saja loon ga

Manzoor agar hogi Ruswayi Teri Mujh ko
Mai beth ke Sahil se Toofaan utha loon ga

Naraz agar wo hain Mere Nasheman se
Mai apne Nasheman ke Tinkon ko hata loon ga

Kyun Mujh se Khafa ho ker wo Dour gaye
Baanhon mai wo aa jayaen mai un ko Mana loon ga.

EID KA CHAAND NAZAR AYE GA JIS DAM MUJH KO
MAIN TERE WUSL KI AE DOST DUA MAANGON GA
MAIN JO BARSON SE HON TANHAI KAY SEHRA MAIN MUKEEM
AB TERE EHAD e RIFAQAT KI GHATA MAANGON GA

ik laraka apni man kesath safar kar raha hota he wo apni man ko kehta he
ke mere paas koi asi chiss nahin he
is liye men aap ko bhech kar shadi karon ga or ase hi dosra larka apni man ko asahi kehta he phir wo dono aek doosre ko apni apni man dete hen phirr un ki shadi ho jati he or un ko bache ho the hen aur phirr wo dono bache aek doosre ke kiya lagte hen rishte men

ek admy ek paghal admey sey phochta hey k ( yaar ager mey ye bomm tery sir per rakh doo tto phelly kia phatey ga ye boom ya tumhara sir ?( too paghall admey sir khujatey howey yaar phellyy sir pahtey ga or pher ketha hey yaar akchuley sir bhey phat sakta hey akher confuse ho ker paghall admey kheta hey yaar tum hey bataoo kia phate ga too phellaa admey khta hey k (( sub sey pheylyy tery phatey gey ) hahahahahhaahahahahhhaaaaa.......

PUNJABI
adhe asmano bakra giriya, moo cho choi ral, tid phat gaiya...?

URDU
adhe asmaan se bakra gira,moon se gira pani,peet phat gaiya...?

Aik daffa aik bacchi apni teacher se kehti hai ""Miss Miss Kya main maan ban sakti hoon"" Teacher:-Nahi beta abhi to aap bohat choti ho aap maan nahi ban sakti"" Is per aik larka jo kareb hi khara hota hai larki say kehta hai main ne nahi kaha tha kuch nahi ho gaa.

PARNAM SINGH KO APNAY TAO SAY MILNAY AMERICA JANA THA BARI MUSHKIL SAY VISA BANWAYA TICKET KATAI OR AMERICA JANAY WALI PARWAAZ PAY SAWAAAR HO GAYA JAHAZ AIR PORT SAY URA 10 MINUTES KI PARWAZ KAY BAD JAB JAHAZ 4O,OOO KI BULANDAY PAY POHNCHA TO KAPTAAN MUSAFIROON SAY KUCH YOON MUKHATIB HUA AMERICA JANAY WALI FLAIGHT PAR AAPKA KAPTAAN AAPKO KHUSH AAMDAID KEHTA HAY IS WAQT HUM 4O,OOO KI BULANDI PAR PARWAAZ KARRAHAY HAIN RAASTAY MAIN HUM FRANCE BHI RUKAIN GAY RASTAY KA MOSAM BILKUL KHUSHGAWAAR HAY MUJHAY UNEED HAY K AAPKA SAFAR KHUSHGAWAR ITNA KEH KAR KAPTAAN CHUP JUA HI THA KAY SPEAKER PAR KAPTAAN KI AAWAAZ I OY BERAA GHARAQ HO GAYA KAPTAAN KI YEH GHABRAI HUEE AWAAZ SUN KAR PARNAM SINGH SAMAIT SUB MUSAFIROON KO GOYA SAANP SOONGH GAYA SUB KHAMOSH HO GAY ITNAY MAIN PHIRR SPEAKER PAY KAPTAAN KI AWAAZ I KHAW3 O HAZRAAT MAIN AAP SAY MAFI CHAHTA HOON SPEAKER PER MAIRAY MOON SAY GHALAT JUMLA NIKAL GAYA DAR ASAL AIR HOSTIS MAIRAY LIYAY COFFI LAY KAR I THI JHATKA LAGNAY SAY COFFI MAIRI PATLOON PAY GIR GAI OR MAIRAY MOON SAY BAIA GHARAQ NIKAL GAYA KHATRAY KI KOIEE BAAT NAHI SIRF MAIRAI PATLOON GILI HUEE HAY KAAPTAAN KA YEH KHITAAB SUN KAR PARNAM SINGH CHILAYYA OY TERI PATLOON TAY KHUSK HO JAY GI JARI MAIRI NIKKAL GAI A UNNON KON DHOY GA

QUAID-E-AZAM foat ho gey

LIAQAT ALI KHAN shaheed ho gey

ALLAMA IQBAL bhi nahi rahey

meri bhi tabiat kuch kharab rehti hai

MAIN soochta hoon PAKISTAN ka kia bane ga

US KI AANKHON MAIN MUHABBAT KA SITARA HO GA.
EK DIN AYE GA K WO HUMARA HO GA ...........................
JIS K HONE SE MERI SANSAIN CHLA KARTI HAIN...........
KIS TARAN US K BIN GUZARA HO GA ..............................

Tum hasti ho mujhe hasane ke liye
Tum roti ho mujhe rulane ke liye

Tum ek bar rooth kar to dekho
Mar jaoun ga tumhein manane ke liye


Aftab khan (From: islamabad)

Wo...Ho...Gaya...

Jo...

Hona...Hoga...

Wo...Hoga...

Aur...Jo

Nahi...Hona...Hai

Wo...Nahi...Hoga...

Kyunki...Jo...

Hona...Hai...

Wo...To..

Hoga...Hi...Hoga...


Ab...Dekhna...Hai...


Ki...Kya...


Hoga...?...

Aur...

Kya...Nahi...

Hoga...

Hone...Ko...To...

Kuch...Bhi....

Hoga....


Yahi.... Sochna.... Hai....

Ki... Kya...

Hoga......?

Aur..... Kya... Hoga....

Agar...

Kuch..... Hoga.... To.....

Theek... Hoga....

Aur....

Nahi.... Hoga....

To.... Bhi...

Theek.... Hoga....

Theek... Hoga... To....

Kis... Kaaran.. Se....

Hoga....

Aur....

Kaaran... Hi....agar...

Theek....Nahi... Hoga...

To.... Kuch..


Kaise... Theek.... Hoga.....?...

Ab.... Aap.... Batao.... Ki...

Aage.....

Kya... Hoga?....

kisi....

aur....

ko...

bhejiega,...

to...

time ....acha PAss hoga

GIRL:DON--T TOUCH ME Q K MEIN LARKI HUN HIFZ QURAN HUN.
BOY:MEIN BHE CHOOM K RAKHUN GA Q K MEIN BHE MUSALMAN HUN

Us ne meri zindagi kaanton se bhar di hai FARAZ wo jo kehti thi k,


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