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one man ask a person that what is the difference between a bike and a girl then the the other replied him that in the case of a bike first kick then ride but in girl first ride then kick.hahahaha

a teacher say to her class.one day the whole world will end.
a student gets up and asks
techer on that day will we have a holiday from school ?

Boss Saleem & Worker Hussan and Worker New job in oppt
first day of job

Sir Saleem : tell me what u doing in computer Hussan
JI Hussan : Nothing Sir Saleem Only Typing in Urdu and English and Designer and Letter and more
Boss Saleem : O Good Then im Give u job ok start ur work
HA Hussan : thanks sir Saleem For Give me job
Boss Saleem : ok Write Letter in Urdu
JI Hussan :ok Sir
Boss Saleem : fast Hussan dont vase time
bolo Hussan :Now Hussan is Write Letter in Urdu and now Boss Saleem is Read
Boss Saleem : Good Hussan ur Write Letter
kay ha Hussan: Yes Sir
Boss Saleem : ok Give me Im Read
Hussan : ya La Sir Letter App ka
Boss Saleem : O Hussan what u Write This ur not know Urdu
Hussan : Ji sir u tell me Write Letter In Urdu
Boss Saleem: yes i m tell u Write in Urdu not in Urdu English
Hussan : Sir ur not know chat
Boss Saleem: yes i m know
Hussan :then Sir Tell me how how people is chat u
Saleem : In Engish
Hussan: Yes sir i m know how people is chat
Saleem : Then tell me Hussan
Hussan: hey Saleem Tum kay kar ra ho or app ka bata or bate kasa ha or sub
Saleem : yes hussan ur Right
Hussan : then sir i m Write Letter Right
Saleem: Get Out
Hussan: sir u tell me write letter in Urdu ok sir i m know Know Urdu and sir i m always using internet that why im write letter in Chat Urdu Lange
SAleem: ok i m give u again one warring
Hussan :ok Sir

Teacher : Correct the sentence, A bull and a cow is grazing in the field
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first

The child comes home from his first day at school.
Mother asks, What did you learn today?
The kid replies, Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.

A boy and gal of 5th class asked teacher kya chote bachoon ke bhi bache hoote
hain? teacher nahin kabhi nahin boy said to girl-dekha aur tu aise hi dar rahi thi

a teacher asked a student do u no who is mr.newton?
student said yes
the teacher told all the strudents that
he sat near a tree and an apple fall...........
then the student asked if he was sitting in his classroom and listening tohis teacher he would not able to discovergravitational pull.(every one laughed)

I want to share Everything with you.

Your JOYS,

Your SADNESS,

Your HAPPY MOMENTS Every single second of day

Let us START with your ATM Password first.

When you want to enjoy life, think today as your life--s First day. When you want to achieve something in life, think today as your life--s Last day. Have a Gr8 Day!

Art of living:
First of all,dont make friends.
if made,dont go close to them.
if gone,dont like them.
if liked,then plz.. dont leave them.


Aftab khan

? On their first night:
Husband: Is it really ur first night?
Wife: No... No...Actually it is first time at night.