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Ni tu challi gayi England,
baja ke yaara da Band,
tu ki socheya ki yaar tera tabaah ho gaya,
India aa ke dekh yaara da vyaah ho gaya!!!

Ek sardaar ji England ke ek store main jaate hain jis ke baare main mashoor hota hai k yahaan duniyaa ke her cheez milti hai. Sardaar jee jate hain aur soochte hain mujhe toh ""garma"" lena hai toh is ki english kya hogi. soochte hain k garm ki english heat aur phir garma ki english bani ""heata"".
Sardaar jee store wale se kehte hain mujhe heata chahiye. Woh larka saari dictionaries main se matlab doondta hai lakin use kuch samaj nahi aata. isi tarah do din guzar jaate hain. ek doosre sardaar je store main aate hain toh pehle wale sardar se kehte hain "" kya hua sardaar je"". toh sardaar jee bura sa monh bana ke kehte hain do din hogaye hain in se ""heata"" mange hoye abhi tak nahi mila. toh doosre sardaar kehte hain ""Tanooh teh sirf do din hoye ne menoo teen meene ho gaye nai ""colda"" mangiyaan aaze tak nai labiya""