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ek Kanjoos Husband Shadi Wali Raat Apni BV se: Apna Haath Dejiye
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BV Ne Sharma k Hath Aagay Barha Diya or Aankhen Band Kar Leen,
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Jab Thori Dair men Aankhen Kholeen to Kanjoos husband Marker se Haath Pe Ghari Bana Raha tha
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BV Boli: Ye Kya?
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Husband : Sharmatey huey..
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Pagli Ye Teri Moo Dikhaee Hay...add Wife...Have Life :)

Ek Bewakoof Shohar ghar me naach raha tha, Uski B.V ne puchha:
Q naach rahe ho ??
Bewakoof Shohar: Abhi dawai pi hai bottle hilaana bhool gaya tha

"Tu Ek Munfrid Phool Tha Jo Dil Ko Bhaa Gaya"
"DOST"
"Warna Main Wo shabnam Nahi Jo Har Gul Pe Fida Ho Jaon.

Ek Phool Bahut Ajeeb Tha,
Kabhi Hamare Bhi Bahut Kareeb Tha,
Jab Hum Chahney Lage Ussey,
To Pata Chala,
Woh Kisi Doosrey ka Naseeb Tha.

Ek Gujarish Hai Tujhse Zara Tham Ke Barasna,
Aa Jaaye Jab Mera Mehboob To Phir Jamm Ke Barasna,
Yun Pehle na Barasna Ki Wo Aa na Sakey,
Aa Jaaye Mere Pass To Itna Barasna Ki Wo Ja Na Sakey..

Ek Bar Jibrail (AS) Ne Arz Kiya
Ya Allah Mai Apki Ibadat Krna Chahta Hun
Allah Rab-ul-izzat Ne Frmaya
Krlo
Unho Nn 2 Rakat Namaz Kl Niyat Bandhi
Unho Ne Is Ehtmam K Sath Namaz Ada Ki K 40,000 Sal K Bad Salam phera
Allah Ne Frmaya K Tum Ne Boht Achi Namaz Parhi Lekin Ek UMMAT Aane wali Hy Jiski FAJAR Ki 2 Sunnaten Teri In 2 Rakaton Se Barh k hogi ALLAH HUAKBAR
Sirf RUB ki raza k lye is Pegham Ko itna Phelao K Hr Banda Namazi Ban Jaye
JAZAKALLAH

"Jab Fursat Mile to Ek Baat SOCHNA",
"Guzrey Hain Jo Sang Wo Halaat SOCHNA",
"Khusiyon Se Bharey Har Lamhaat SOCHNA",
"Kahan Hui thi Pehli wo 'Mulaqaat' SOCHNA",
"Hum Achay Hain ya Buray Hain Ye Baat SOCHNA",
"Kia Kabhi Chora Hum Nay Aap ka Sath..? Ye hr bar SOCHNA",
"Hoongey Bohat Se Dost, Bohat Se Piyaar Krney Wale apko",
"Kitni Munfarid He Sub Se Hmari
ZAAT "SOCHNA"

Kisi Buzurg ki Mehfil may Ek Shaks ne Kaha:
"Hazrat, Aj Kal Daarhi Walay b Chori kartay hain"
Buzurg ne Farmaya:
"Mohtram, Apni Bat k Andaz ko Badlo,
Daarhi ko BadNaam Na karo
balkay yun Kaho k Aj Kal Choron ne b Daarhi Rakh li hay
Ye Na Kaho k Daarhi Walay Chori Kartay hain"
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Hamesha Naap Tol k Bolo.

Bas Ek Our Bar Uski Aankho Me Thik Se Dekhna
hai,
Ay Khuda
Mujhe Aaj Bhi Yakin Nahi Ki Wo Bewafa Hai..!!