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Education is an ornament in prosperity and a refuge in adversity.
Aristotle

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
Oscar Wilde

Education is a social process. Education is growth. Education is, not a preparation for life; education is life itself.
John Dewey

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
Will Durant

Education is a better safeguard of liberty than a standing army.
Edward Everett

An education isn't how much you have committed to memory, or even how much you know. It's being able to differentiate between what you know and what you don't.
Anatole France

"Education makes people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern, but impossible to enslave." (Henry Peter Broughan)

Hum Ne Hasil Ki Kafi "EDUCATION"
Phir Bhi Samjh Na Ayi Pyaar Ki "DEFINATION"
Hum Ne Dil Pr Board Lgaya
"NO ADMISSION"
Phir Bhi Log Ajate Hain
"WIDOUT PRMISSION!!!

aik teacher transfer hoker aik school aya iss nai aik shagird ko ko kaha k Arshad tum butao somnat ka mander (Butt) kis nai tora tha Arshad khare hoker rone laga aur kaha sir,qasm sai mane naheen tora adil say pochain uss nai tora hoga, Itnai main School ka Head master class k bahar se guzra uss nae bachon ko rote huwe dekh kar naye teacher se waja pochee tu teacher ne kaha k me ne inn se pocha hae k somnat ka BUTT kis ne tora to yeh kah rahe hain k hum ne naheen tora aur rone lug gaye hain. Head master kahne laga chor bache hain girgaya hoga aur toot gaya hoga. Iss per teacher ko Head master ki knowledge per ghusa aaya aur iss ne directer education ko sari baat likhi k bachon ki taeleem ka ye hall ha aur head master ka bhi yahi hal hai. Directer se jawab aya k somnat ka butt kisi sae bhi toota salary tumhari aur head master donon ki kate gi....Ha ha aha ha ha ha

Mast hawayen hain,
Mosam b suhana he,
Bander b Jokes` parh raha he,
Wah kya educational zamana he.




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