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Imran Khan
Interviewer: There Are 500 Bricks On A Plane.you Drop One Outside. How Many Are...
Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left?
Applicant: That's easy, 499
Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge Put the elephant in, Close the fridge.
Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Take the elephant out.
Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.
Interviewer: It's lion's birthday,
all the animals are there except one, why?
Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.
Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
Applicant: She just crosses it
because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.
Interviewer: Last question.
In the end the old lady still died, Why?
Applicant: Err... I guess she drowned?
Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick. You may leave now.
Applicant: That's easy, 499
Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge Put the elephant in, Close the fridge.
Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Take the elephant out.
Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.
Interviewer: It's lion's birthday,
all the animals are there except one, why?
Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.
Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
Applicant: She just crosses it
because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.
Interviewer: Last question.
In the end the old lady still died, Why?
Applicant: Err... I guess she drowned?
Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick. You may leave now.
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Oct 26, 2018 at 20:10
Category: text
Sms / Cool
Mohammad Asif
If A Drop Of Water Falls On Lake
If a Drop of Water falls on Lake ,
It looses Identity.
If it falls on Lotus,
It Shines.
If on a Shell,
It becomes a Pearl .
The Drop is same
but Company Matters!
It looses Identity.
If it falls on Lotus,
It Shines.
If on a Shell,
It becomes a Pearl .
The Drop is same
but Company Matters!
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3 Like ·
Jan 09, 2015 at 05:01
Category: cool
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Abdulla Bhatti
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News / Sports
Ijunoon
Misbah Ka Umar Akmal Ko Team Se Drop Karne Par Israr
قومی کرکٹ ٹیم کے کپتان مصباح الحق کی مخالفت کے باوجود سلیکٹرز نے بھارت کیخلاف ون ڈے سیریز میں شاہد آفریدی عمران نذیر کو ٹیم سے ڈراپ، نئے کھلاڑیوں کو آگے آنے کا موقع دیا۔ ذرائع کے مطابق مصباح الحق ٹیم ...
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1 Like ·
Dec 12, 2012 at 08:12
Category: sports
Food Recipes / Mix Recipes
Ijunoon
Egg Drop Soup
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1 Like ·
Jun 23, 2010 at 14:06
Category: mix-recipes
Food Recipes / Mix Recipes
Ijunoon
Egg Drop Soup
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1 Like ·
Oct 24, 2009 at 14:10
Category: mix-recipes
Sms / Break Up
Shahbaz Ishaq
Each Drop Of A Tear
Each drop of a Tear is Costly
than anything in World..
But,
No One knows its value
until they have it in their own eyes
For Someone
than anything in World..
But,
No One knows its value
until they have it in their own eyes
For Someone
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1 Like ·
May 16, 2012 at 20:05
Category: break-up
Sms / Encouragement
Shahbaz Ishaq
If A Drop Of Water
If a drop of water falls on a lake its identity is over, but if same water drop falls on a lotus leaf it shines like a pearl. The drop is the same but the company matters....
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1 Like ·
Sep 09, 2011 at 15:09
Category: encouragement
Tags: Water
Sms / Encouragement
Shahbaz Ishaq
Drop Of Water In Lake
Drop of water in lake has no identity, but it is falls on lotus, it shines like pearl. Choose best place where you can shine. Be a Pearl
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1 Like ·
Sep 07, 2011 at 11:09
Category: encouragement
Tags: Water
Sms / Break Up
Shahbaz Ishaq
Each Drop Of A Tear Is Costly
Each drop of a Tear is Costly
than anything in World
But,
No One knows its value
until they have it in their own eyes
For Someone
Copy to clipboard
than anything in World
But,
No One knows its value
until they have it in their own eyes
For Someone
Copy to clipboard
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1 Like ·
Apr 28, 2011 at 13:04
Category: break-up
Sms / Break Up
Each Drop Of A Tear Is Costly
Each drop of a Tear is Costly
than anything in World..
But,
No One knows its value
until they have it in their own eyes
For Someone
than anything in World..
But,
No One knows its value
until they have it in their own eyes
For Someone
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1 Like ·
Apr 06, 2011 at 11:04
Category: break-up
Sms / Quotes
A Drop Of Water
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
If a drop of water
falls in a lake there is no identity.
But if it falls on a leaf of lotus
it shines like a pearl.
So choose the best place
where u can shine.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
If a drop of water
falls in a lake there is no identity.
But if it falls on a leaf of lotus
it shines like a pearl.
So choose the best place
where u can shine.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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1 Like ·
Jan 21, 2009 at 10:01
Category: quotes
Tags: Water
Sms / Encouragement
Ijunoon
Wen A Drop Of Water Falls On A Lake Its Identity Is Lost….
wen a drop of water falls on a lake its identity is lost
& wen it sits a top on a Lotus leaf it sparkles like a pearl.
The Drop is the same but company matters..
& wen it sits a top on a Lotus leaf it sparkles like a pearl.
The Drop is the same but company matters..
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2 Like ·
Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: encouragement
Tags: Water Lake
Sms / Friendship
Ijunoon
If U Drop Me, I 'll Break,
If u drop me, i 'll break,
If u hold me, i 'll shake,
If u need me, i'll hurry,
If u don't call me, i 'll worry,
If u hurt me, i'll cry, but friend ,
If u leave me, i 'll die...
If u hold me, i 'll shake,
If u need me, i'll hurry,
If u don't call me, i 'll worry,
If u hurt me, i'll cry, but friend ,
If u leave me, i 'll die...
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1 Like ·
Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: friendship
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