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Drink and drive should not be a problem now.

After all how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day?

Sher:O Budhe ruk,muje tra khun pina he,







Budha-kisi jawan admi ka piyo!



Uska khun garam hoga.



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Sher:nhi aj mera coldDrink pine ka mud hee.

Sab mai milavat,
Doodh mai DDT,
Minral water mai caustic soda,
Coke mai pesticide,
Cadbury or pani bhi khrab,
SAFE bachi hai tou sirf
BEER n SHARAB.
So Drink only the pure things Daily.

A small boy is sent to bed by his father....

[Five minutes later]

""Da-ad...""
""What?""
""I-m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?""
""No. You had your chance. Lights out.""

[Five minutes later]

""Da-aaaad...""
""WHAT?""
""I-m THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??""
""I told you NO! If you ask again I-ll have to spank you!!""

[Five minutes later]

""Daaaa-aaaAAAAD...""
""WHAT??!!""
""When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?""

A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops
down on the couch in front of the television, and
tells
his wife, ""Get me a beer before it starts."" The wife
sighs and gets him a beer.

Ten minutes later, he says, ""Get me another beer
before it starts."" She looks cross, but fetches
another
beer and slams it down next to him. He finishes that
beer
and a few minutes later says, ""Quick, get me another
beer,
it-s going to start any minute.""

The wife is furious. She yells at him ""Is that all
you-re
going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of
that
TV? You-re nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and
furthermore...""

The man sighs and says, ""It-s started...""

Once an ugly young lady came to a pretty
man. She said,"" I will put poison in your drink.If u would be my wife I would
drink it.